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  1. I wonder... how much sex do you have to have before you don't have to hit the gym anymore? 5:30 AM Oct 6th from web
  2. you know you're horny when 2 girls 1 cup pops into your head... and you can still keep your hard on =/ 10:57 PM Sep 23rd from web
  3. I wonder... how did I get bored of twitter so fast? 9:04 PM Sep 21st from web
  4. "It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year." -Truman Capote 3:53 AM Aug 22nd from TweetDeck
  5. "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" -Jean Kerr 3:49 AM Aug 22nd from TweetDeck
  6. "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." -Lana Turner 3:46 AM Aug 22nd from TweetDeck
  7. "Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world"-Richard Le G 6:39 PM Aug 21st from web
  8. "Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." -Bill Maher 6:23 PM Aug 21st from web
  9. "Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled." -Harlan Ellison 6:19 PM Aug 21st from web
  10. "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." -Jules Renard 6:12 PM Aug 21st from web
  11. I wonder... so one of the millionaires on megan want's a millionaire was married already and he's now fled to canada for killing his wife? 11:31 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
  12. I wonder... is Monica Mayhem on twitter because i'd like to tell her how I enjoyed seeing her on "battle of the bods"? 9:19 PM Aug 18th from web
  13. I wonder... @dr_yu what was the name of that cartoon with all the liberal people again? 6:26 PM Aug 18th from web
  14. I wonder... if I couldn't befriend a pornstar living in southern california, how am I possibly going to do it living in Indiana? 4:05 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  15. I wonder... what would it be like to live in Zimbabwe where it costs 3 trillion zimdollars to board the bus? http://bit.ly/jKUQX 12:32 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  16. I wonder... aren't native american cowboys a little counter-intuitive? 4:25 PM Aug 16th from TweetDeck
  17. I wonder... does anyone else think it'd be super funny to just trip Usain Bolt when he is running that fast? 4:17 PM Aug 16th from TweetDeck
  18. I wonder... if I keep hanging out in my apartment nekkid, will my roommate eventually catch me? 1:55 PM Aug 16th from web
  19. I wonder... why did I spend hundreds of dollars on a new comforter, pillow, mattress topper, sheets, etc.? 1:11 PM Aug 16th from web
  20. I wonder... why is everything so much bigger in Indiana? 1:08 PM Aug 16th from web