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  1. Interesting to see if William Shatner makes it through an entire #HIGNFY
  2. @MarketingGeni He's *such* a cutie...
  3. Dad's just texted me that he's off to Chelsea Flower Show this eve with Mum. *grits teeth* I'm very happy for them.
  4. @IndigoCrowLtd Lovely to see you earlier. Ta for your encouragement. Hope tan topping up. BTW managed to deter mutiny & no-one keel-hauled.
  5. @Timato_ @TheTiniestVole @johniley Ta guys. Was wondering *why*; like, is there some evolutionary benefit to the noise? Gets em squished!
  6. Why do flies buzz? #justasking #notajoke
  7. Things not great when you're listening to both Shipping Forecasts, bookending the night. #grump
  8. 'The Mossy Scabweed' at #RHSChelsea. Like the Dingy Skipper, a species which could do with a rebrand, perhaps.
  9. Well, it's Ginger Green tea, honey & Lemsip cocktail time, I think. Can I make anyone something? Oolong, lime & nightnurse, perhaps?
  10. I love Silver Birch. #justsaying #rhschelsea
  11. @These_Boots Has the wanderer returned?
  12. @kernowspringer ;-)
  13. @IndigoCrowLtd Don't think so. Just pleghmy, so can't sleep easily. Probably best we don't snog on greeting, though.
  14. @andromedababe Your approval has settled my nerves. Allotment shoes too old to party, but too sparkly to retire: yfrog.com/h698qcuj
  15. My Boxus doesn't look like that, Carole. Got frosted. :-( #Chelseaflowershow
  16. @IndigoCrowLtd You ok for tomorrow? I'll be a brave little soldier & struggle my way down to the Market Place if you are. How NEExpo?
  17. @kernowspringer I luuuurve them.
  18. @andrew_poho @kernowspringer Here's a close up so you can examine her bottom. yfrog.com/esbv6aoj #bumblar
  19. @PME200 Darling, I once got food poisoning from a veggie sausage. *please* be careful!
  20. @jjandherdog I had my sparkly, sequin-toed flat shoes on, tho. Good for dry allotmenteering. @andromedababe would be proud.