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Almost_witty

Reminder: I'm off to BCT and OCS so I won't be online for months. DM or email me if important. 8:11 AM Mar 18th via TweetDeck
@ChrisRMachado Thanks. Sucks to be missing the NBA playoffs though. Hard times. 6:08 AM Mar 18th via TweetDeck in reply to ChrisRMachado
Last tweet for awhile (I think). I'll be heading off to Basic Combat Training & OCS until Sept (est). DM or email me if important. 5:45 AM Mar 18th via TweetDeck
Scola was pretty bad offensively. 4-14 and 2-5 in Fts. 2:02 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
T-Will era is over for the Rockets. Try to hold back your tears. 8:45 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck
@TheRock Rocky. He did it all. Even beat Mr. T. #InfluencingGenerations 8:43 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to TheRock
The mangaka of HunterXHunter takes so many breaks. Some of them are fine but a few are kinda iffy. The manga might never end. 8:18 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck
@NepeanTX Yeah. The island is getting better with it. Having things written in both languages and putting a better focus on it. 8:09 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to NepeanDC
@NepeanTX Ah. Basic understanding. The attempt at teaching them English is better than it was a few years ago. Also depends on the school. 8:06 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to NepeanDC
@NepeanTX Graduate what? HS? College? Only a basic understanding of the language is needed to graduate at many places. 8:03 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to NepeanDC
@James_Schmidt1 @KetsFan @RedNinetyFour @NFLSoupTaylor Coolio. Don't want to have Scola do a flying elbow on Fisher in the locker room. 6:25 PM Mar 15th via TweetDeck in reply to James_Schmidt1
#Community is back. So, uh, watch. 4:03 PM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
Wow. Portland fires their Coach? Two coaches gone. Didn't expect that. 11:39 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
@ak2themax Yeah. At least he was more useful than Flynn. I would have not minded to keep Hill but a pick is not a bad deal. 11:30 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck in reply to ak2themax
Do the Rockets, as a whole, qualify for the senior citizen discounts at restaurants now? Has to be close. 11:29 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
I can't wait for Laker fans to go "What is Jordan Hill doing?" It will happen. Many, many, many times. At least he is active. 11:28 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
@ak2themax Exactly. Forgot to mention that. 11:26 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck in reply to ak2themax
Not a big splash but the Rockets did end up getting rid of three bad players for a big man and a pick. 11:25 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
The moment Fisher enters the locker room, Scola is going to give him a Macho Man randy Savage flying elbow to the face. 11:21 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
@CardboardGerald No, traded Hill for Fisher and a pick. 11:20 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck in reply to CardboardGerald