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  1. Fuck art! Let's ride bikes.
  2. Would you stand in line at a mall for 4 hours for $50? How about $100?
  3. The jury has returned. May I have the verdict please? Yes your honor, we the jury find the defendant completely and totally insane.
  4. Guy just turned left on a red...right next to a cop and nothing happened!!
  5. Group ride. Douglas Trail head. 6pm. 26 miles round trip. 17 or 18mph.
  6. Rochester's 2nd "Micro CX" installment to take place next Saturday the 28th. Details soon.
  7. One full year of free cable television just came to an end. Here's to reading books.
  8. Kids just call them like they see them.
  9. Rochester...five minutes from everything.
  10. Off to the races.
  11. He was quick to speak and quick to move. He was memorable. He was by far my favorite customer today. Ride safe old man, ride safe.
  12. He spoke of his need for exercise and claimed the fastest route to be the one without hills...
  13. ...His hands showed the obvious passing of time in a way only an elderly man's can and his breath subtly proclaimed his daily drinker status
  14. ...and went on and on about the drums at church and the farm in Iowa. He was a ragged man, growing older by the minute...
  15. Having arrived out of where with a used Gatorade bottle filled with beer, he pulled from his bag a length of toilet paper...
  16. Bike shop today, State Championship Races tomorrow.
  17. This is nothing new to the city, but there are thousands of crows flying around downtown Rochester right now.
  18. A fundamental element in restoring my hope in humanity: Taking kids to the toy section of a department store.
  19. Group ride at 6pm tonite. Leaves from the Douglas Trail head in Rochester.
  20. Riding gravel. BRB.