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  1. driving to west hollywood for a @Veggiegrill sandwich. Hoping getting out of house will make brain resume..well, working. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. werewolf bar mitzvah /spooky scary /boys becoming men /men becoming wolves... about 4 hours ago from web
  3. RT @PFTompkins: Who's got two thumbs and just had his thumbs amputated? Um. about 4 hours ago from web
  4. forgot to set alarm & missed yoga, the 1 thing I'd been looking forward to all week. Now have fierce determination to make this day better. about 4 hours ago from web
  5. (i'm exceptionally lame now too, but it's not nearly as tragic. Oh, and boobs.) about 16 hours ago from web
  6. When I was young, my DREAM car was a vintage VW bus...I was an exceptionally lame child. about 16 hours ago from web
  7. @CoreyWho You could do a lot worse, missy! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to CoreyWho
  8. Looking through pictures of @Sszarck and @alexras 's alcoholic gummy bears experiment. Intrigue/disdain, so often the case w/ my friends. about 23 hours ago from web
  9. My lunch plans turned into dinner plans which turned into no plans. Hungry 7:29 PM Nov 27th from txt
  10. It is simply unacceptable that I have yet to play Beatles Rock Band. 4:36 PM Nov 27th from web
  11. Allison is no longer allowed to bake entire pies JUST BECAUSE. I mean...what part of me thought that would be a good idea? 4:07 PM Nov 27th from web
  12. some people never go crazy. what truly horrible lives they must lead. ( I promise I'll start quoting a new author soon). 2:11 PM Nov 27th from web
  13. RT @rainnwilson: Happy Black Friday everyone! So called because it's the color of the corrosive decay of materialism that threatens to e ... 8:32 AM Nov 27th from web
  14. I love when people give me extra tubes of paint. You can never have too much paint. 2:47 AM Nov 27th from web
  15. "No, Allison doesn't like pretty but dumb guys. She likes smart and angry, pale and chubby" - Chris (pale and pudgy are just by default) 2:25 AM Nov 27th from web
  16. @stephaniehall wow...i NEVER win. I have much respect for you. 1:55 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to stephaniehall
  17. A day to myself, ending with a glass of wine with Brother, his boyfriend and mom. <3 <3 <3 10:06 PM Nov 26th from txt
  18. I ate too much guacamole....yes, i know this is not normally the food shame you hear on Thanksgiving, but what can I say...I'm a rebel. 5:53 PM Nov 26th from web
  19. every year i say im going to take advantage of Black Friday...and every year, it goes "Oh yeah, i don't have any money". :( 4:14 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. just went over list of stuff i wanted to get accomplished tonight...hahah, yeah, i'm not going to bed... 2:50 AM Nov 26th from web