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AllenRausch

  1. #DoctorWho Died on Logopolis and was replaced by Peter Davison
  2. #DoctorWho Cloister Bell: When it rings, bad stuff - as in the essential timey-wimey ball of the universe is blowing up -- is happening.
  3. @ravenb Of course it's worth spending time. Like your God-King you're so thin-skinned, we make you waste time responding to humor!
  4. @LeonLittman 8.1% Thank goodness for 2 million people who gave up looking for work. They might make Obama look bad! Can't have that.
  5. @LeonLittman @jcruenv He sure does! The way he drove the national debt up to 100% of GDP? Historic! #ObamaInHistory
  6. @LeonLittman I know. that 5.4% unemployment rate was a killer. Thank goodness President Obama tackled that problem! #ObamaInHistory
  7. @LeonLittman "GWB?" Thanks for reminding me! I almost forgot about Obama finding "Bush's fault" running through DC. #ObamaInHistory
  8. @LeonLittman #ObamaInHistory U forgot stopping the oceans from rising, defeating an alien invasion, and raising the dead (to vote Democrat).
  9. 1938: Typhoid Mary dies in quarantine. last words: "Need to survive until #Obamacare cures all diseases!" #ObamaInHistory
  10. @LeonLittman #ObamaInHistory It's OK. Liberal posters who get bent out of shape over a hashtag mocking their God-King are funny too!
  11. 3/15/12 James Cameron completes record dive into Marianas Trench, discovering a place large enough to contain Obama's ego #ObamaInHistory.
  12. July 8, 1947: An alien spaceship crashes in Roswell New Mexico. @BarackObama immediately registers them to vote Democrat. #ObamaInHistory
  13. 1241 Mongol Horde turned back from gates of Vienna. @BarackObama immediately claims this as a victory for "smart diplomacy." #ObamaInHistory
  14. 1632: Catholic Church condemns Galileo for saying the Earth revolves around the Sun rather than around #BarackObama #ObamaInHistory
  15. @LeonLittman #ObamaInHistory I do. I watch @MSNBC or listen to the sour grumbling of liberals. My gales of laughter always lifts me up.
  16. @LeonLittman #ObamaInHistory Unlike the service you provide monitoring humorous hashtags as a member of Obama's palace guard, right?
  17. God floods world, saving only Noah and family. Obama blames global warming caused by smoke from Sodom and Gomorrah. #ObamaInHistory
  18. 1871: Great Fire sweeps through Chicago. Magically avoids touching future Obama home. #ObamaInHistory
  19. 2600 BC Imhotep builds first buildings using columns. Says "these will look great one day behind Obama during a speech!" #ObamaInHistory
  20. Bobby Kotick did not kill Infinity Ward, nor did he kill the Call of Duty franchise (and make no mistake, Call of... http://bit.ly/csPva9