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  1. HookerLife: Free to a Good Home: A old friend of mine was cleaning out his warehouse…and guess what he found, one... http://bit.ly/4sqtEy about 9 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. @ikevinax What exactly does "Religidouche" do? I would expect that it would either wash away all carnal sins or restore your virginty. about 16 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to ikevinax
  3. Holy Crap! The Residents are touring AND coming to Dallas: http://www.residents.com/page3/page3.html 1:37 AM Nov 29th from web
  4. New Lizardman question added. What if the Lizardman was president: http://www.allenfalkner.com/?p=595 9:36 AM Nov 28th from web
  5. The planning of the 2010 Dallas Suscon has begun: http://suspension.org/DallasSuscon2010.htm 6:42 PM Nov 27th from web
  6. Just added another question/answer to the Lizardman Countdown: http://www.allenfalkner.com/?p=595 10:15 AM Nov 27th from web
  7. Sadly another holiday is passing by without a Turbaconducken: http://tinyurl.com/6l366y Will I ever taste this Bacon Behemoth? 3:37 PM Nov 26th from web
  8. What is everyone up to tonight? Me and the Courtinator are thinking about going to the Tradewinds in Oak Cliff. Who wants to join us? 7:25 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @3horn: Japanese company challenges Victoria's Secret for title of "Masters of False Advertising" http://bit.ly/6Vv4Qb 9:40 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. Lizardman Countdown - New question added: http://www.allenfalkner.com/?p=595 2:19 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. New quote added to the Lizardman Countdown: http://www.allenfalkner.com/?p=595 8:42 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. HookerLife: Lizardman Countdown: In case you haven’t heard, on December 17th Hellzapoppin will be performing at T... http://bit.ly/7gRuox 1:32 AM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
  13. @thelizardman23 re pistachio addiction. If you eat too many it will turn your skin green 2:51 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to thelizardman23
  14. Monkey Love: http://yfrog.com/au4d6j 7:46 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  15. Cock! http://yfrog.com/3gdr6ij 6:11 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  16. Captured by Robots! are about to go on. So get your asses to the Double Wide. 9:42 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  17. Tonight at the Double Wide - Captured by Robots! This is a MUST SEE show: http://www.double-wide.com/11202009 9:25 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. Austin bound on Saturday. Anyone have a place for me and the Courtinator to spend the night? 2:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. My limo needs a new place to live. Does anyone have a place to park a 22' limo? Also, anyone want to make it a hotrod/artcar? 9:56 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. My limo needs a new place to live. Does anyone have a place to park a 22' limo? Also, anyone want to make it a hotrod/artcar? 9:36 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific