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AllanPARANOIA

  1. I got up for 3 anthems. The Puertorican anthem, the US anthem and the Ponce anthem. Why can it be just one for everything ?! .-. 2:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. A bad day with the Internet. 11:35 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Ha. Nice night. It's kind of cold too :) 1:22 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I'd fancy a cup of tea. 6:04 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. IPad is out. Now I'm serious! Ideas flowing need to type them out. 12:24 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I want orange juice .-. 2:18 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I don't have a fear of the dark, but I am afraid of a mirror in the dark. #stupidfears 11:58 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. 1) What makes me happy? Parties. 10:30 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Como estar políticamente correcto en Puerto Rico: Culpar al gobernador de turno por todo el mal que hay en Puerto Rico. 11:07 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Llego papá. La frace menos cafre pero graciosa en la política. 11:04 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. The water is trapping me in this island! 11:02 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Such a tool. Where the fuck do people get these words. 12:57 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Making papaya smoothie :S 7:45 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Nice day :) 1:58 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. ⚠ 11:11 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I love this town. 9:06 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Apparently Snow White is the trend for movies. 3:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Life's gone bonkers. I just hope I'd share that with someone. 3:41 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Watching O Clone xD 11:30 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Good mothers day:) 7:39 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone