AllanCarranza
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The flag of Mexico is a picture of an eagle eating a rattlesnake while standing on a cactus and that's why you don't fuck with a Mexican.
about 14 hours ago
via web
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If bars cant serve drunk people, should Mcdonalds be able to serve fat people?
about 16 hours ago
via web
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@ a large las pizzas del fuego. Hopefully that's specific enough!
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to ATXPizzaIntern
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@ I'd like las pizzas del fuego. It's so good!
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to ATXPizzaIntern
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We all have a friend that wears hats everywhere.
6:35 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPad
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@ you know what I don't like? The fact that I haven't seen your beautiful, nice and tight self in 3 weeks
10:45 AM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to cjgarcia4
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@ stop you dirty boy you ;)
10:41 AM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to cjgarcia4
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People who stay awake till late night are more intelligent than the people who go to bed early and rise early for the day, study suggests.
4:02 AM May 19th
via web
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How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.
9:48 AM May 23rd
via web
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God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him.
11:47 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ you mam are too clever lol recovery is so annoying, all I want is real food :(
4:29 PM May 16th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to CourtneyEsmond
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@ come home already! Ohh and can we bake a pie when you're back? I love pie and have never made one
3:46 PM May 16th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
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@ that happened to me on Monday! My card got declined at like 4 different places and I had more than enough money
3:02 PM May 16th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to chelsea_cantu
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@ is that good? I'm now tempted to try it lol
12:20 PM May 15th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to hfs13
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@ Monday :( but if I don't pass this final I don't pass this class, and its so hard
3:05 PM May 12th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to gabriimarie
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Everyone who is done with finals. I absolutely envy every single one of yall
2:28 PM May 12th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ let's do it, let's do it!
5:45 PM May 9th
via Twitter for Android
from Austin, TX
in reply to CourtneyEsmond
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@ ughh I've been wanting to hit you for like an hour! Now I know who that cough is coming from!
3:19 PM May 9th
via web
in reply to amyjakthong
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@ I loved that physics. You'll be fine, if you need help, let a brotha know
2:35 PM May 9th
via web
in reply to cjgarcia4
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@ Te extrano tambien senor. you should join, we have a table just for us two. You will need headphones though lol
2:25 PM May 9th
via web
in reply to cjgarcia4
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- Name Allan Carranza
- Location Austin, Texas
- Bio So many thoughts and things to say, never enough places to have them heard
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