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  1. "You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office."... "I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left" -Michael Scott-
  2. How does everyone feel about the Pan/Jim marriage? REMINDER: It is a sitcom so drama to follow!
  3. Please Retweet and Sign this Petition 'John Krasinski Needs to host Saturday Night Live' - http://301.to/a6h
  4. "When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"
  5. RT @AllThingsOffice "that's what she said" (via @KaptainMyke)
  6. RT Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don't think I ate for three days. (Michael about getting blood drawn) (via @TraverseTown)
  7. RT @AllThingsOffice "The Machine Made Me Do It." (via @Kstarr11)
  8. Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. http://bit.ly/QDvCc
  9. MS: Oh, hey David, I'm glad you called, Ryan is being such a little bitch again.. R: I'm on Michael. M: Oh hey Ryan, what's up my brother?!
  10. Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
  11. "Yep. I used to play soccer in school. From second to forth grade. I was on the orange team." Jim -- GO @USSOCCER!!!!!!!!!
  12. "Hey Tuna check it out, Tuna sandwich...Just like you. (Angela comes over and makes out with Andy)......EYYY YO!" - Andrew Bernard -
  13. Dundies a success? Well, let's see. I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and nearly break her neck. So I killed. Almost.
  14. RT "Yes. Phyllis called me Michael. I will always and forever be haunted by that fact." - Jim (via @ckras23)
  15. Just try not to be too gay on the court. By gay I mean..not in a homosexual way at all....like the bad-at-sports way.
  16. RT Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don't think I ate for three days. (Michael about getting blood drawn) (via @TraverseTown)
  17. RT "my main motto... 'Just do it'.....NIKE". :-) (via @Doominoss)
  18. And now, Michael the Magic, will attempt to escape from extreme bondage...I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. Other than by using magic.
  19. RT Pam "I left my contact solu."(Michael) ahbah bah na I can't even hear you! It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist" (@Doominoss)
  20. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #tv #comedy #theof