AllTenNinja
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TK once taught a course about hamburger time.
about 5 hours ago
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The dog is not in his usual spot. But I will sleep soon. @ you better be on this.
about 5 hours ago
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Look, Martins of the world: either you change your name to Michael, or I'll change it for you.
12:36 PM Nov 29th
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Slowed network traffic? I'm about to do a crime.
9:06 AM Nov 29th
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All your essay are belong to me.
4:26 PM Nov 28th
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I had considered that possibility, but dismissed it in favor of much more pedestrian psychoses.
11:15 PM Nov 27th
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Angry voice say: YOU NO ORIGINAL IDEA.
10:29 PM Nov 27th
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Turns out they DO call it that for nothing.
5:10 PM Nov 27th
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"He needs a frontal lobotomy, not a bottle in front of 'im."
3:30 PM Nov 26th
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"I want to cross over, I want to go home, but she said, ‘Go back. Go back to the world.’"
3:10 PM Nov 26th
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Using all my power not to order the menu at Stockroom.com
5:58 PM Nov 25th
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I'm not a liar. It's just that every time I try to say A, it comes out as B.
9:42 AM Nov 25th
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@ I'll leave it to Internet to decide which one of those was the bad news.
7:30 PM Nov 24th
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Mixed afternoon: got a handjob at the dog park, but now my mom's on facebook :|
7:19 PM Nov 24th
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Gossip Girl is a good advertisement for teetotaling.
10:50 PM Nov 23rd
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RT@candice If a lion could talk, we could not understand him.
8:23 PM Nov 23rd
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TV: hey America, honesty remains the best policy.
12:44 AM Nov 23rd
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Star-crossed. That's how I roll.
1:18 AM Nov 22nd
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Finally, finally catching up on Gossip Girl. Finally.
12:29 AM Nov 22nd
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Yo, 20somethingish house renters across the way: yelling at your SO it 1 in the morning in a residential? Fuck You Sideways.
10:55 PM Nov 21st
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- Name Professor_Science
- Location Chillinois
- Bio A philosopher?
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