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  1. TK once taught a course about hamburger time.
  2. The dog is not in his usual spot. But I will sleep soon. @happyepsilon you better be on this.
  3. Look, Martins of the world: either you change your name to Michael, or I'll change it for you. #dickmoves
  4. Slowed network traffic? I'm about to do a crime.
  5. All your essay are belong to me.
  6. I had considered that possibility, but dismissed it in favor of much more pedestrian psychoses. #dexter
  7. Angry voice say: YOU NO ORIGINAL IDEA.
  8. Turns out they DO call it that for nothing.
  9. "He needs a frontal lobotomy, not a bottle in front of 'im."
  10. "I want to cross over, I want to go home, but she said, ‘Go back. Go back to the world.’"
  11. Using all my power not to order the menu at Stockroom.com
  12. I'm not a liar. It's just that every time I try to say A, it comes out as B.
  13. @happyepsilon I'll leave it to Internet to decide which one of those was the bad news.
  14. Mixed afternoon: got a handjob at the dog park, but now my mom's on facebook :|
  15. Gossip Girl is a good advertisement for teetotaling.
  16. RT@candice If a lion could talk, we could not understand him. http://bit.ly/7z2Cca #candibot
  17. TV: hey America, honesty remains the best policy.
  18. Star-crossed. That's how I roll.
  19. Finally, finally catching up on Gossip Girl. Finally.
  20. Yo, 20somethingish house renters across the way: yelling at your SO it 1 in the morning in a residential? Fuck You Sideways.