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AlistairGentry

The amount of flesh exposed by British people in hot weather is inversely proportional to how much anyone else would want to see it. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Haiku for @VirginTrains Named for a maiden/So why do your trains always/Smell incontinent? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@daviddipre "dirty flattener", "Corby unicorn", "hot squash" about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to daviddipre
@daviddipre Have I inadvertently entered a secret world of sexual depravity that has names for various ways of raping trouser presses? about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to daviddipre
@daviddipre yes, and my legs are all burned. I didn't know you were meant to take the trousers off first. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to daviddipre
I used the Corby Trouser Press, even though I didn't need to. Does anyone really need a trouser press? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I don't really know where I am but I have a trouser press. 3:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
emiliatelese amazing how many Google Search results for "artist" come up with people who are anything but. 7:19 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by AlistairGentry and 1 other
GreatDismal One of the really nice things about a sabbatical is how it sounds like it involves lots of witches. 7:53 AM May 24th via Twitterrific Retweeted by AlistairGentry and 192 others
Interesting (but also kind of no shit, Sherlock) Harvard study shows pro critics more biased than Internet randoms: m.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblo… 9:08 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
AnimateProjects Hypnomart on the big screen @alistairgentry things are hotting up for our season launch next week #canarywharfscreen twitter.com/AnimateProject… 4:46 AM May 24th via Camera on iOS Retweeted by AlistairGentry and 1 other
@AnimateProjects Nice. Looking forward to being there and seeing everyone else's work too. 9:01 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnimateProjects
Ryan Gander is the father of Ryan Gosling, who hatched out of an egg. FACT. 2:20 PM May 23rd via web
@studio75London Thanks, very kind of you to say so. You have very good taste, obviously... 2:13 PM May 23rd via web in reply to studio75London
@BedwyrWIlliams Sedation is advisable when one has to visit the roiling cesspool of human effluvium that is Ipswich. 10:59 AM May 23rd via web in reply to BedwyrWIlliams
@DanyLouise PS email RSVP to Animate today if you've not already- anyone who wants to come needs to be on the list. 7:33 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DanyLouise
@DanyLouise No, his work is a primitive still image on paper and we are all animated! But it is currently part of the AotU programme. 7:26 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DanyLouise
@BedwyrWIlliams Your career has reached its pinnacle- YOUR WORK SHOWN IN IPSWICH. Just along the road from the Sedation Centre. 7:22 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@AnimateProjects @theartcollect: "Animate Projects presents Move on Up for Canary Wharf Screen bit.ly/Jpdo7h” (I'm in this show!) 7:14 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone

Name Alistair Gentry
Location ZZ99 3VZ
Web http://www.gentry...
Bio Multidimensional science fiction artist, writer, performer, talker, organic Wikipedia. As Van Gogh said- As far as I can judge, I am not actually mentally ill.