AlistairDarling
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hmm, I see @ seems to hate us... loves the BNP though, perhaps he should change his name to "LotsMoreFascism" or something
9:51 PM Nov 11th
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If I had my own line of then I know what the name would be... "Monochrome by Alistair Darling"
9:46 PM Nov 11th
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@ I keep trying to tell the markets that we'll cut spending, but they only listen to the Tories :(
9:44 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to progers2
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the Maverecon blog said I've been a "good chancellor" - I tried to show Gordon but he was having another jaw spasm, or he was pretending to
9:42 PM Nov 11th
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You know, I had a dream earlier that I'd solved the UK's Debt Crisis... then I woke up and forgot it all :(
9:35 AM Sep 30th
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@ Would you consider writing my speeches? I feel that together, we could bring modern economics to the younger generation.
9:33 AM Sep 30th
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@ Loved your performance in Peep Show; it reminds me of Mandy when he doesn't get what he wants.
8:59 AM Sep 30th
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does Gordon never laugh at my jokes :(
8:53 AM Sep 30th
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Apparently Blair is back in town - I joked to Gordon that he'll be wanting his old job back... Gordon didn't laugh
8:50 AM Sep 30th
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@ and you would know all about drugging pigs wouldn't you Stephen?
8:49 AM Sep 30th
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Just had a phonecall from Obama - Gordon asked who I was speaking to... I told him it was Gadaffi; didn't want another pen throwing incident
11:55 PM Sep 29th
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these trending topics are quite fun... if Gordon sees it I'll get a bollocking though.
5:20 PM Sep 29th
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raised a country's national debt to record peacetime levels whilst creating a surveillance society?
5:18 PM Sep 29th
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Got back from the Labour Conference, Brown as usual said a lot without saying anything... I felt the hue of red used was a bit too communist
4:35 PM Sep 29th
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Saw Peter Brookes cartoon of me in The Times - maybe I should stop dyeing my hair grey... I always thought the eyebrows juxtaposed nicely :(
4:27 PM Sep 29th
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Brown asked me for ideas to win back the voters... I suggested helicopter drops of money. he said "they'll just say we're causing inflation"
11:11 AM Sep 29th
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Told the CEO of Barclays that he won't be getting his bonus... he said he'd emigrate and hung up on me. Thing is, I cancelled his passport.
12:39 PM Sep 28th
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Mandelson just said "Hello Darling" to me... is that something to be concerned about?
12:33 PM Sep 28th
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sure... but do us ministers get any thanks? do we fook.
12:17 PM Sep 28th
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OK, so Gordon wasn't giving me a funny look after all, his non-working eye was just having a spasm... Blunkett used to get me like that.
12:13 PM Sep 28th
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- Name Alistair Darling
- Bio I'm not actually Alistair Darling, But I bet he's thinking what I'm thinking
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