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Alisonhatesyou

  1. @DJSLEAZY I'm like the opposite of a penis whisperer. 8:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DJSLEAZY
  2. @DJSLEAZY I think we all know how this will turn out. Grab the lotion. 7:59 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DJSLEAZY
  3. I want to sit on your face and tie my pubes around your head so you can't get away. 7:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @TheNewElement1 omg neurological disorders if they bite? Terrifying. 8:02 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheNewElement1
  5. @TheNewElement1 What the fuck!!!???!!?!?!!??!!??!!????? 7:56 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheNewElement1
  6. @TheNewElement1 can it kill me? 7:51 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheNewElement1
  7. Hey fuckers, move to Virginia if you love to walk out your front door and brush up against tarantulas. twitter.com/Alisonhatesyou… 7:47 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @whitnefarious God damn it... If you know something tell me now!! Also..let me suck on your clenis. 7:06 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whitnefarious
  9. "@DearStabby: I just clammed off and it looks like a camel sneezed on my arm." God.. I love her. 5:38 PM May 21st via Mobile Web
  10. How many steroids do I have to take to get a tiny penis head on my clit? 5:34 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I'm about to start my period. My tits feel like 100 pound concrete blocks attached to my body with a staple. Fuck all of you. 5:25 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @JustHadTo perfect! Is it wrong that I am totally turned on by his baby smooth ass? 7:29 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JustHadTo
  13. @JustHadTo booooo. I tried. It won't do shit & I wanted to see naked midgies. 7:23 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JustHadTo
  14. @JustHadTo showing as a picture. 7:19 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JustHadTo
  15. @JustHadTo then I'm going to look through your tweets pronto and get out my vibrator. 7:15 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JustHadTo
  16. @JustHadTo I have missed all my skanky whores. I'm trying to get it together and slut around here more often. I'm jelly of your midgets! 7:12 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JustHadTo
  17. I'm sitting here smelling something terrible. I don't know if it's my feet or my beav. 6:14 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @tatyahnaaa can I have one of your dad? 5:52 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tatyahnaaa
  19. Sexting With @DJSLEAZY twitter.com/Alisonhatesyou… 5:40 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @holmesmcgee be ready for it in the morning! 8:38 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to holmesmcgee