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  1. http://twitpic.com/r84vm - I'm gonna get ripped and tell some jokes at this mantlepiece and hearth store #fb 5 minutes ago from TwitPic
  2. http://twitpic.com/r8073 - Low hanging fruit 35 minutes ago from TwitPic
  3. http://twitpic.com/r7wdv - Wouldn't a keychain be easier? about 1 hour ago from TwitPic
  4. Left house without ID. This would be a shitty time to go into a fugue state. #fb about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  5. I am appalled at the way Kourtney is borrowing Kim's outfits without even asking! #fb about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. Not to brag, but I feel like I know a lot about Heritage Turkeys right now. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @Joe_McDonald that marshmallow is haunting me about 18 hours ago from web in reply to Joe_McDonald
  8. Yesterday's marshmallows were a disaster but I'm going to keep tinkering. Like love, I will do it till the results don't make me vomit. about 23 hours ago from web
  9. I cut my finger trying to put air in the bike tires. You might need to cancel Thanksgiving. 2:30 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. Another clip from last night plus photos: Clips from last night: Meet my mom http://bit.ly/8eVijP #fb 1:21 PM Nov 26th from TweetMeme
  11. Clip from last night’s Ustream show (grasshopper walks into a bar) http://bit.ly/6Mx2PX #fb 1:21 PM Nov 26th from TweetMeme
  12. @clarkityclark I, meanwhile, have a keen eye for street loogies. Imagine if we put our powers together! 12:03 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to clarkityclark
  13. Blog post: Thanksgiving seasons http://bit.ly/4FalqN #fb 10:33 AM Nov 26th from TweetMeme
  14. @B_Paula Wish you were there too! It was a grocery store not unlike the one where we made Tim stop to buy mascara. 12:24 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to B_Paula
  15. "Hey, they feel like real marshmallows!"--my mom, touching the sugar-free marshmallows I made... "EW!"--my mom, tasting the marshmallows #fb 11:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. Thanks to everyone who watched tonight! #fb 8:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. Broadcasting live. Go here now! DO IT! http://www.ustream.tv/chann... #fb 7:11 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  18. Broadcasting live in a couple mins! come join us: http://www.ustream.tv/chann... #fb 6:59 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  19. @bostonrandy yep! 6:39 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to bostonrandy
  20. I made my own sugar free marshmallows! This is not a euphemism though the experience has left me winded and somewhat disoriented. #fb 6:32 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
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  • Name AlisonRosen
  • Location New York
  • Web http://alisonrose...
  • Bio I'm a writer and TV personality/host/commentator type person. Also, I won 2008 New York's Funniest Reporter award and have been insufferable ever since.
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