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I slept through it, but now I'm awake, and it would appear from Twitter that Black Eyed Peas sucked something fierce on SNL about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
I find The Cake Boss's personality to be something less than sparkling. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@spinlikeflynn Or Muppet Christmas Carol! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to spinlikeflynn
Is everyone suddenly saying "bottom of the hour" all the time or am I just extra aware of it? #fb about 10 hours ago from txt
this fat-free feta needs fat about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
I'm testing something. Ignore this tweet. #fb about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Blog post: This is so stupid http://bit.ly/38R66Q #fb about 13 hours ago from TweetMeme
http://twitpic.com/pia4m - But I hardly know it! #fb about 16 hours ago from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/pi9tr - Nature had a little too much to drink last night. #fb about 16 hours ago from TwitPic
Did anyone happen to get any screen caps from yesterday? Curious to know whether I looked ravishing or just gorgeous. #fb about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
You guys, it's Saturday the 14th! Creepy! #1dayoffholidays about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
Don't think it's H1N1. Think there's a wee drummer inside my head practicing Rush songs on my eardrums. Then again, I always feel that way. 4:37 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
I'm not a big fan of girls who shriek when they see each other. #fb 11:56 AM Nov 13th from txt
See me on Strategy Room at 1pm. My strategy is whining. Foxnews.com/strategyroom #fb 9:43 AM Nov 13th from txt
What does swine flu feel like? 6:44 AM Nov 13th from web
are any of my fans versed wikipedians? evidently my entry (which I didn't write but periodically check for hacking) needs rescuing. #fb 11:30 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
I make dreams happen. RT: @alfredschulz because of you I'm on a list with @CourtneyCummz, I am honored, madam. 4:50 PM Nov 12th from web
@mileskahn It's like a Google Wave invite. BUT COOLER. 4:01 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to mileskahn
Thank u. They don't hand out verified badges to just anyone (RT: @mileskahn In a "I'm completely humbled by your masterful tweeting" sense) 3:43 PM Nov 12th from web
Is that in a qualitative or quantitative sense? (RT @mileskahn Awesome. I've been out-tweeted) 3:32 PM Nov 12th from web

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Name AlisonRosen
Location New York
Web http://alisonrose...
Bio I'm a writer and TV personality/host/commentator type person. Also, I won 2008 New York's Funniest Reporter award and have been insufferable ever since.