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  1. there needs to be restrictions on using food stamps. I pay taxes so people can stuff their faces with pork rinds and keebler elf cookies?2:51 PM Jun 4th from web
  2. today I found out that I am making cupcakes for kanye west and the black eyed peas on june 11. this might just be the highlight of my life.12:48 PM May 28th from web
  3. A pigeon just almost flew into my head. I hate birds. And animals in general. That might sound cold, but its the truth.3:11 PM May 27th from txt
  4. meeting F at de pasada for some tacos!2:28 PM May 27th from web
  5. sometimes when my neighbors open their doors, it sounds like they are opening my door, and it freaks me out.6:05 PM May 25th from web
  6. todays plans...pool>grilling out>movie with @andrewgarza. going to be fun!10:31 AM May 24th from web
  7. @andrewgarza's train doesn't get in until 10:30. ugh...i can't even stay up that late.5:39 PM May 22nd from web
  8. My 6 month review is today. Wish me luck!11:09 AM May 20th from txt
  9. Meeting my dad in mt prospect for dinner.3:35 PM May 19th from txt
  10. Since when did Jamba change the 3G energizer to the strawberry energizer? I am NOT happy. What a waste of 4 bucks.2:43 PM May 19th from txt
  11. i need to stop taking naps. i always feel more tired after than i do before.4:42 PM May 18th from web
  12. cocoa powder in my shoe...tasty.1:59 PM May 18th from web
  13. Washing my hair in the mop sink at work.1:04 AM May 16th from txt
  14. i shouldn't have taken that 4 hour nap. now i'm not even tired. 5 am is going to be a struggle.7:47 PM May 14th from web
  15. these last 3 days alone have been soooo boring. I won't last the entire summer.6:50 PM May 13th from web
  16. watching this thing about the smithsonian on the travel channel. i'm thinking about going in the fall.5:17 PM May 8th from web
  17. thinking about calling it a night already.4:24 PM May 6th from web
  18. Just fixed my umbrella with some packaging tape. Good as new!12:15 PM Apr 30th from txt
  19. Dancing it out8:17 AM Apr 30th from txt
  20. Just finished my errands. I cant shop in this neighborhood anymore, too many slimey guys.3:46 PM Apr 29th from txt