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  1. I wish there was a way to surgically remove my daughter's whiney voice.
  2. @LisaRosen Oh, for the joy of pooping in private. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
  3. What exactly did I do with my time before I became a mom?
  4. Can I interest anyone in building my daughter's star wars lego thingy for her? My brain is falling down on the job.
  5. Love @mommyniri post about the 5 most Annoying Things Little Kids Do! http://bit.ly/2bZ2Om
  6. All @sethgoldstein is doing a session at 10:30 in Rm 1215 about @a2sm & writing an online magazine about social media #bcphilly
  7. @mvmassage Oh, I still give them away, I just have to keep replacing the supply that I keep eating....
  8. @TimBrownson Wait, you would thrash your dog to within an inch of it's life? ;-)
  9. Note to self: those chocolate bars were for your amazing blog readers, not for you. Smack. Smack.
  10. @TracyOConnor Oh, and reward them for good behavior with food, especially biscuits.
  11. @TracyOConnor Eh, just stick the kids in a crate when ya leave the house. Just like dog training, right?
  12. RT @GinaRobertsGrey: PSA: Writers, make sure to #FF @ASJA2010 so you don't miss out on the late-breaking updates RE: #ASJA2010.
  13. I'm sitting here in my bathrobe and my neighbor is cutting the grass right outside my office window. I wonder if she can see inside?
  14. Interesting debate about who sucks more at caregiving: men vs women: http://bit.ly/2qVn
  15. @sethgoldstein Thx. Will respond to other q via email.
  16. A gray dreary day is nothing that a hard run with a great friend can't fix.
  17. @MagneticSilvia Thanks for the kind intro. Now I'm following you back.
  18. Sometimes a bowl of corn chips really does make it all better.
  19. @mvmassage Love you. Thanks for the pick me ups.
  20. @mvmassage Oh you have no idea. The happy thoughts are few and far between right now.