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  1. @makarlin ok WHAT? those tshirts are straight up HILARIOUS. and i think that even when not 1/2 a bottle of wine in.3:49 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  2. @theoddduck hopefully i got all the alcohol poisoning proclivities out in my early 20s.. :-)3:48 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  3. @makarlin i briefly mentioned the #chroniclesofboobia to chris. he seemed... confused. heh.3:40 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  4. @theoddduck well i'm drinking now.. and, uh, also later. so... good? :-)3:36 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  5. @makarlin DUDE I KNOW. i am in withdrawal. from your face.3:35 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  6. it's.. uh.. wise, right? to eat 1/2 a pizza before a night out? i'm *preparing*3:27 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  7. @makarlin hee, if i knew it would just be my door, i prob would have. but 1/2 the time (& this time!) i have to go open the bldg front door3:24 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  8. @McCashew definitely not horrified. in fact, maybe she wants to come visit here...? ;-)2:58 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  9. @DCPrincessQ REEALLLY!!! excited? nervous?2:56 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  10. i love dvr for many reasons, but being able to skip every freecreditreport.com commercial for the rest of my life is one of the top ones2:21 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  11. just ordered a pizza to compliment my lazy-ass day. however, will have to put on pants to answer the door. MY LIFE, SO HARD.2:10 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  12. work from home fridays: it's 4:45; i haven't changed out of my pjs or showered yet; and i'm considering opening a bottle of wine. win..?1:49 PM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  13. @12minds @makarlin sooo.. What keywords should I be searching on youtube?8:56 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to 12minds
  14. @makarlin heh.. No man friend around tonight unfortunately. Also: I think they's too, uh, tender. For rubbing. (HOTTT!!)7:56 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to makarlin
  15. Lonnnng day. Finally home on the couch with a glass of wine. And a bag of ice on my inner thighs. Pole dancing: SO HOT, GENTLEMEN.7:51 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  16. @Swistle_Thistle we tweet because we love.2:59 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter in reply to Swistle_Thistle
  17. @swistle_thistle as one of the owners of a comment, i can assure they're all good right now ;-)2:43 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget
  18. @MaggieConv zomg they called me EVERY DAY for the past 2 weeks until i went in. Every!! Day!!2:18 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget
  19. @whatagrandworld i have a vegetarian friend who gets denied for the same reason. despite being a vegetarian :-)2:18 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget
  20. @ihatesomuch hate to break it to you, but you're describing VA there.. ;-)2:13 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget