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  1. Why is it that the kid's rooms are hissy-fit off limits, but mine is fair game?about 5 hours ago from web
  2. @RJFlamingo Yeah, they still make brass knuckles. He got them from a collector's shop. They're for show.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to RJFlamingo
  3. The boy: "I thought my belt clanked when I sat down, but it was just the brass knuckles in my back pocket." Yeah, he's quite the pacifist.8:15 PM Nov 9th from web
  4. Yesterday memory, today lawyers. What else will walk out of my pages and into my life? *looking over shoulder*3:56 PM Nov 7th from web
  5. I keep running into stuff about memory. Since I'm writing a book called I'll Remember You right now, it's freaking me out.7:06 AM Nov 6th from web
  6. #followfriday @ClaudiaC, @RJFlamingo, @sara_lindsey, @egomol, @MaryBDanielson7:05 AM Nov 6th from web
  7. Mr Al, while eating a banana: "Oh. A bone."2:37 PM Nov 4th from web
  8. Subs 37-55. Why do I always hear "bombs away" in the back of my mind as I send stuff out?4:47 PM Oct 30th from web
  9. My computer monitor died today. Guess I better go get another one.10:02 AM Oct 27th from web
  10. Pam R is the winner of a copy of Real Vampires Don't Diet. Congratulations, Pam12:00 AM Oct 24th from web
  11. Last chance to win Real Vampires Don't Diet. Drawing is midnight tonight. http://www.aliceaudrey.com/...1:05 PM Oct 23rd from web
  12. @RJFlamingo You deserve it. The award, not the meeting.6:56 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to RJFlamingo
  13. Why do I only ever feel like cleaning house after midnight?11:01 PM Oct 18th from web
  14. Sub 36. Took all weekend to get it ready. Shot down in two hours.10:41 PM Oct 14th from web
  15. Come on, Mom. You have an iPod. Are you telling me there are NO hot spots in Africa?6:53 AM Oct 9th from web
  16. Subs 22-35. Yes, I'm playing catch up.2:37 PM Oct 6th from web
  17. Mom? Are you still alive?8:26 PM Oct 2nd from web
  18. #ff @WestofMars @RJFlamingo @ sara_lindsey @ClaudiaC @egomol8:25 PM Oct 2nd from web
  19. Can you tell I caught a cold? Sniffle.12:29 PM Sep 18th from web
  20. #ff @WestofMars @RJFlamingo @ClaudiaC @egomol @sara_lindsey @ReneeLynnScott @MaryBDanielson12:29 PM Sep 18th from web