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  1. I can hear Corporal Jones from Dads Army, after being told of #swineflu, shouting "Don't pandemic Mr Mainwaring" 3:46 AM Apr 27th from web
  2. Is this a possible answer to the Flu virus http://tinyurl.com/preventing-flu-virus #swineflu 1:55 AM Apr 27th from web
  3. Funny ad seen in paper: Man wanted to work in dynamite factory - must be willing to travel #funnyads #jokes #comedy 8:48 AM Apr 15th from web
  4. A terrorist runs into pet shop, puts bomb on counter, shouts "BOMB" & runs out. Tortoise at back of shop shouts "You bastard" #jokes #comedy 8:46 AM Apr 15th from web
  5. Knock knock - whos there - muddy - muddy who - muddy N A is all over the crime scene ... #jokes #comedy 8:43 AM Apr 15th from web
  6. A woman has just been admitted into hospital with hoover stuck up her fanny.She's in intensive care but doctors say she's picking up nicely 7:14 AM Apr 15th from web
  7. Did anyone see Coronation Street tonight. Was I mistaken or was Blanche doing an impression of the Cazy Frog. 2:36 PM Apr 13th from web
  8. Knock knock - whos there - muddy - muddy who - muddy N A is all over the crime scene 7:36 AM Apr 13th from web
  9. Just been to sign up with Hootsuite. Since when was Europe/London in the time zone GMT+1 6:02 AM Apr 13th from web
  10. @kowality1 Hahaha, apologies John, am I bit slow to day or what. Just realised meaning of your message. I need a beer. 8:13 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to johnnykowal
  11. @kowality1 Sorry John, what do you mean, is that a puchline or something 7:31 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to johnnykowal
  12. This video is short but very funny. Old lady retaliates after car driver blasts his horn http://tinyurl.com/old-lady-car-accident 5:29 PM Apr 11th from web
  13. Heres a really funny video from brilliant Paul Kaye called NINJA Hooligan Training. As usual beware bad language http://tinyurl.com/cf5dss 4:16 PM Apr 11th from web
  14. Been invited to annual dinner of the Premature Ejaculation Society. I asked if there was a dress code. They said no, just come in your pants 3:44 PM Apr 11th from web
  15. Great parody of that top group The Jam. Very clever but beware, very bad language http://tinyurl.com/d85vu7 3:38 PM Apr 11th from web
  16. For anyone who wants a video to show not all people are bad see @MarkClayson link at http://tinyurl.com/cnf5ek Its very relaxing 3:24 PM Apr 11th from web
  17. @MarkClayson What a great experiment. I was somewhat suprised but also pleased that it made everytrip without harm. Human kindness lives on 3:20 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to MarkClayson
  18. @johnprew Thanks mate, I'll try that, trouble is dog might not recognise me in thong and try to bite me. 3:10 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to johnprew
  19. Been told my dog now looks like a Gummy Bear - A what? http://tinyurl.com/492cht 2:51 PM Apr 11th from web
  20. How do you get paint off a dog when she won't sit still. Perhaps she'll just have to stay looking a bit odd. 2:39 PM Apr 11th from web