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  1. Cyber Monday! Got a computer! Got DSL! Got no $! Got no credit cards. Got no credit. Time 2 remind friends: It's the THOUGHT that counts!
  2. My one-pan Thanksgiving dinner was a so-so hit. I made turkey stuffed w/yams, gravy, corn, & pumpkin pie. Putting in cider was a mistakeI
  3. RT @thegizwiz: After shopping like crazy on Black Friday & Cyber Monday, what comes next? Perhaps "buyer's remorse Tuesday?"
  4. My quantry for the day. Can I buy white sox really cheap on Black Friday?
  5. RT @thegizwiz: http://twitpic.com/qyk8q - The Giz Wiz Pineapple Upsidedown Cake we always talk about on the Daily Giz Wiz has just come ...
  6. RT @thegizwiz: Thanksgiving! The smell of turkey roasting in the oven & a cake baking 2. Any1 know where I can get that scent in a spray ...
  7. Bought a new 20 mega-pixel camera! The pictures are SO GOOD now my friends look like they're fuzzy & out-of-focus in real life!
  8. Walmart's going 2 sell a Blu-Ray player 4 $78 on Black Fri! They're beating up prices so badly it sounds like a Black & Blu player! RT GizWz
  9. Oh well, RT doesn't like to carry over that link. Go to http://www.gizwiz.biz and click on "Germs". And wash your hands after!
  10. RT GizWiz 1st look ever! Not out until March MAD, here's my "AVOID GERMS" poster. http://gizwizbiz.squarespac... Click it/Print it/Hang it
  11. A spammer tried 2 get my social security #, but I fooled him. I gave him my checking Account # & pin instead! Some1's in 4 a big surprise!
  12. MAD 502 is out! The 20 dumbest people, events & things of 2009. I'm not on the cover! Or am I? Take a good look. Buy it for a better look!
  13. I'd like to sell a pristine copy of MAD Magazine #1. But there's a problem. I don't own a copy. Darn!
  14. I put a big magnet near my front door to attract my neighbors iRobot Roomba 560 Vacuum Robot. Hopefully it will clean my house too!
  15. With ALL the National Health Care Plan talk, no 1 has addressed my main concern. Will it get us better mags 4 the waiting room? Even MAD.
  16. I'm wondering: If I get a swine flu shot doesn't that make it harder to use the excuse "I have the flu" in order to stay home from work?
  17. I got a peek at the new MAD 20 due out Nov 11th, MAD 502, It's being printed right now, so I have to get back to the xerox machine & help!
  18. So much 4 online bank security. I sign in 2day & some1's put another $50,000 in my account. This is the 3rd time this month. Won't complain.
  19. Anybody know if the Internet will be open Monday? Since it's Labor Day I assume they'll be no email delivery. Happy Holiday all!
  20. Like at me! On OLED! Yes, Alfred E. Thanks THErealBELTANE for finding me! (And the royality check is coming?) http://bit.ly/RiDI4