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Alflamont

  1. @HumorCode Congratulations! Break a leg, and let's chat next week! 11 minutes ago via web in reply to HumorCode
  2. My 85 yo Grandma has been taking dance lessons and is having a recital in September. I ate a whole sleeve of Chips Ahoy this week. 34 minutes ago via web
  3. Staples Center grounds crew does CALL ME MAYBE FTW! #Beiber youtu.be/RLraLnaXEl8 9:48 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  4. @kevingchristy Waterfalls? 9:27 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kevingchristy
  5. Photo: tmblr.co/ZZc_XyM2C9lQ 10:40 PM May 23rd via Tumblr
  6. @Lizstins The thing is, it doesn't count when it happens in Omaha. 8:27 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Lizstins
  7. @fahimanwar Sorry. Didn't realize you were THAT ethnic. 3:59 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to fahimanwar
  8. @fahimanwar Is that a cultural thing? 3:52 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to fahimanwar
  9. @thecomicscomic I figured as much. 3:52 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to thecomicscomic
  10. @marcmaron Puns don't kill people. 3:42 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to marcmaron
  11. @Brandipassante Love that bitch Brandi Passante 10:55 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to Brandipassante
  12. Dash-cam videos from Russia are the new keyboard cat. #harbingerofdoom 10:54 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  13. Photo: Nice car, bro. tmblr.co/ZZc_XyLuh2Zt 2:31 PM May 21st via Tumblr
  14. @SoCal78 Here's the @Cinespia calendar. Let us know when you want to go and we'll show you the ropes. 10:24 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to SoCal78
  15. Let's go Kings! (@ STAPLES Center for Phoenix Coyotes vs. Los Angeles Kings w/ 254 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/JdpoZs 12:40 PM May 20th via foursquare from Los Angeles, CA  
  • Name Alf LaMont
  • Location West Hollywood, California
  • Web http://alflamont....
  • Bio Head of Comedy at Adler Integrated Marketing, former VP of Stuff at The Comedy Store. The physical embodiment of my Tumblr account.
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