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i love that my job is primarily ordering little girls holding pompoms: http://tinyurl.com/yhbhkqw 8:36 AM Dec 3rd from web
Happy gobble day! Eat turkey and loosen your belt! 5:22 AM Nov 26th from txt
art classes, cute kids, and anarchy. 11:18 AM Nov 19th from web
Most perfect weather today. 10:14 AM Nov 8th from txt
Back to the grind. 7:09 AM Oct 30th from txt
Still lounging around on vacay. nice! 5:26 AM Oct 26th from txt
Across the border! we gotta be diplomats. 1:10 PM Oct 22nd from txt
In buffalo. Eh... Nothing special. 12:00 PM Oct 22nd from txt
getting ready for toronto 6:17 PM Oct 20th from web
vodka straight out of the bottle ain't never a good idea. 8:13 PM Oct 18th from web
burning the mid-day oil. 10:58 AM Sep 28th from web
@jacobpast you crazy philly kids! how's the south treating you? 10:57 AM Sep 28th from web
there was a tranny on antiques roadshow tonight. also, i concluded. 6:41 PM Sep 21st from web
eating too many sweets gives me a stomach ache. you think i would have learned my lesson in childhood. guess i didn't. 7:40 PM Sep 12th from web
i feel like i'm a whole year older. 12:33 PM Sep 8th from web
with the benefit of hindsight, a length if text penetrated. 8:35 PM Sep 1st from web
You told me again you preferred handsome men but for me you would make an exception. 4:21 PM Sep 1st from web
just realized i got chiggers on my legs. i just thought the skeeters were just biting a lot. oh well, hydrogen peroxide bath it is. darn. 11:15 AM Aug 31st from web
even the philadelphia museum of art sells scrapple. breakfast meat bliss. 5:42 AM Aug 26th from web
stop staring at the clock and get to work 1:23 PM Aug 25th from web