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@eanoen I LOVE IT. I can't help it, they used to play it in our P.E lessons at primary school when they couldn't be arsed to teach us.about 9 hours agovia webin reply to eanoen
Mum was pretty confused when the Cha Cha slide came on and I leapt up to join in. YOU CAN'T NOT JOIN IN THOUGH.about 10 hours agovia web
"Is this another porny music video?" "No, it's a half naked man playing a saxophone." "As you do."about 10 hours agovia web
"I can't believe you sang this song at nine years old! It's practically pornographic. And very funny."about 10 hours agovia web
Watching 50 biggest dance tracks of the noughties with my mum. This is the most hilarious thing in forever.about 10 hours agovia web
My friend made a list of issues Thor has with Tony Stark. Number one: "HIS BEARD IS NOT JOINED UP, IT IS MOST PECULIAR!"about 12 hours agovia web
My brother wants to be a librarian because: "ALL YOU DO IS READ BOOKS AND TELL PEOPLE TO SSSH!"about 14 hours agovia web
My nine year old brother is distracting me by talking about the Eurozone. WHAT IS THIS.about 14 hours agovia web
Have possibly converted skin from milk white to rich tea biscuit with THE POWER OF THE SUN. Now to go through @Lauzfield's man e-mail!about 14 hours agovia web