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  1. Wait, shit, that would've been funnier with 'sobriety'. 7:45 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  2. On the plus side, I'm part of a menace to society. Apparently. And here all I thought I was a menace to was monogamy. 7:45 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  3. See, I'm learning. 7:42 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  4. That said, would like to take each and every one of those hateful, bigoted motherfuckers outside and shoot them. How's that for reciprocity? 7:42 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  5. http://tinyurl.com/yf2smzs Seems I'm to be furious. This is something I need to work at, I can't just rant on command. 7:41 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  6. Today: still not going to college, homophobia on BBC Have Your Say, and snow. Outrage to follow. 7:40 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  7. My life flashed before my eyes. It wasn't very interesting. 1:46 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  8. Shit, I almost died just like Tennessee Williams. 1:46 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  9. I've had nights like this: RT @TFLN: (419): It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth 9:01 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  10. I'm such a girl. 6:14 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  11. For the record, Plan B if I don't go into college today is to go out and buy myself a massive bottle of wine and a slab of chocolate. 6:14 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  12. (I Don't Want To Go To) Croydon. 5:34 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  13. In other news, emotionally still fucked. But I can still be flippant. 5:14 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  14. 'Shit, some people'd pay good money for that kind of abuse.' 4:59 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  15. Riot police as usual heavy-handed. My reaction: 'Being beaten up by burly men in uniform, handcuffed, then marched through the street?'... 4:59 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  16. Further evidence that I'm a bad socialist, a mild sexual deviant and a fundamentally bad person comes with news of the Copenhagen protests. 4:56 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  17. Didn't go in. Slept through day. Coursework fucked. Post forthcoming. Message ends. 10:18 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  18. Just absolutely fucked. 6:26 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  19. English coursework final deadline tomorrow. Going to go into college, hand it in, then walk right back out again. All I can handle ATM. 6:25 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  20. You've got to have delusions, they're the only things that keep you sane. 3:43 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck