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AlexSzatmary

  1. The worst has happened. All of the pieces were stolen from the UMBC Chess Team, leaving them with only pawns. I hope you know en passant. 9:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The Owl Parliament has cut every Executive branch department, save the Department of the Interior. I hope you have private health care. 6:56 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  3. The worst has happened. To prevent another deficit road block, the birds have destroyed Congress and instituted Owl Parliament. 6:54 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
  4. The worst has happened. Take cover. The birds have risen up, and the look thirsty for bile. I hope you have a sub-basement. 9:20 AM May 19th via Twitter for Mac
  5. @AGreenFrantic Fruit of the Tomb! 9:19 AM May 19th via Twitter for Mac in reply to AGreenFrantic
  6. @AGreenFrantic What kind of underwear do mummies prefer? 9:07 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPad in reply to AGreenFrantic
  7. @timdiggerm Cell phones 4:45 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPad in reply to timdiggerm
  8. @GregariousMatt Posthummus means you don't have anything to dip your pita in. 9:49 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPad in reply to GregariousMatt
  9. @timdiggerm Falafel? I fry that. Honeydew? I buy that. Meditation? I try that. Your rhymes are tight? I belie that! 9:27 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to timdiggerm
  10. @timdiggerm Module? I python setup.py install that. Falafel dough? I ball that. Your RHYMES? I call that! 9:08 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to timdiggerm
  11. @timdiggerm I'm not a rapper. 8:54 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @AGreenFrantic Email me for tips! 2:16 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to AGreenFrantic
  13. @AGreenFrantic Score! 1:27 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad in reply to AGreenFrantic
  14. @timdiggerm @petergaultney There are so many nouns that I would rather have intimate relations with than grad school. 9:07 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to timdiggerm
  15. @petergaultney There's a lot of great food there. I was at a conference there in February: a lot of Thai, falafel, coffee, and pizza. Yum! 11:25 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPad in reply to petergaultney