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  1. @Jakezilla According to Libra del Muerta (A D&D book centered around Death, Zombies, and Undead Characters), only around half of ghosts eat
  2. My cousin via Facebook: "I'm not having sex with a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars."
  3. @bloody_molly I wish I had a picture of the look on her face when I asked to use the oven..
  4. @bloody_molly And Mrs. Barbara, our frat cook, won't let me make penis cake while she's there. Im brining both to next monday's orgazimation
  5. @bloody_molly :( I has bad news. The store I went to to get your super awesome gift (Chuckles Agrees) was closed today.
  6. @FoxInc Good! You can talk to me!
  7. @bloody_molly I've got Jack i've been charged to finish by semester end, and money to waste on getting wasted.
  8. @bloody_molly Also, if you're getting drunk tonight, Im getting drunk. I've got two tests and a large project due, and I dont wanna remember
  9. RT @bloody_molly: @AlexGLovett we are going to swing by and grab u on our way to Marietta.
  10. @bloody_molly @thedust I may be tired tomorrow...I'm not going to sleep tonight. And I pick up Molly's gift tomorrow! :D
  11. Will it blend? That is the question.
  12. @Jakezilla @jlandonw Perhaps one is for screaming, and the other is just for lighter, less-harsh moaning and spitting.
  13. WHY AM I STILL PROCRASTINATING
  14. #OAJF Rent is the choice musical of Shower Singers.
  15. @jlandonw @FoxInc @Jakezilla @bloody_molly I'm coining a new Acronym for Twitter. OAJF. "Only At Jew Frat". Ill use it whenever that happens
  16. Harold responded "Yeah. What about it?" To which Jesse, the guy who heard him, said "You're getting the words wrong." My life rocks.
  17. He was singing the Candle song from rent. I know this because someone else in the next shower over was like "Harold...are you singing Rent?"
  18. @bloody_molly @Jakezilla @FoxInc @jlandonw Yesterday at the frat house, I was washing my hands when I heard someone singing in the shower.
  19. @jlandonw Seen it like 10000000 times lol. I've never seen Ong Bak, though. Im curious.
  20. @Jakezilla @jlandonw Can't get the1993 Iron Monkey, so HOFD it is.