AlexGLovett
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@ According to Libra del Muerta (A D&D book centered around Death, Zombies, and Undead Characters), only around half of ghosts eat
about 15 hours ago
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My cousin via Facebook: "I'm not having sex with a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars."
about 24 hours ago
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@ I wish I had a picture of the look on her face when I asked to use the oven..
9:54 AM Nov 23rd
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@ And Mrs. Barbara, our frat cook, won't let me make penis cake while she's there. Im brining both to next monday's orgazimation
9:50 AM Nov 23rd
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@ :( I has bad news. The store I went to to get your super awesome gift (Chuckles Agrees) was closed today.
9:49 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Good! You can talk to me!
1:52 AM Nov 23rd
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@ I've got Jack i've been charged to finish by semester end, and money to waste on getting wasted.
12:33 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Also, if you're getting drunk tonight, Im getting drunk. I've got two tests and a large project due, and I dont wanna remember
12:32 AM Nov 23rd
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RT @: @ we are going to swing by and grab u on our way to Marietta.
12:32 AM Nov 23rd
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@ @ I may be tired tomorrow...I'm not going to sleep tonight. And I pick up Molly's gift tomorrow! :D
11:19 PM Nov 22nd
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Will it blend? That is the question.
10:18 PM Nov 22nd
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@ @ Perhaps one is for screaming, and the other is just for lighter, less-harsh moaning and spitting.
7:17 PM Nov 21st
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WHY AM I STILL PROCRASTINATING
5:41 PM Nov 21st
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Rent is the choice musical of Shower Singers.
3:24 PM Nov 21st
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@ @ @ @ I'm coining a new Acronym for Twitter. OAJF. "Only At Jew Frat". Ill use it whenever that happens
3:22 PM Nov 21st
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Harold responded "Yeah. What about it?" To which Jesse, the guy who heard him, said "You're getting the words wrong." My life rocks.
3:16 PM Nov 21st
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He was singing the Candle song from rent. I know this because someone else in the next shower over was like "Harold...are you singing Rent?"
3:16 PM Nov 21st
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@ @ @ @ Yesterday at the frat house, I was washing my hands when I heard someone singing in the shower.
3:15 PM Nov 21st
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@ Seen it like 10000000 times lol. I've never seen Ong Bak, though. Im curious.
3:09 PM Nov 21st
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@ @ Can't get the1993 Iron Monkey, so HOFD it is.
3:07 PM Nov 21st
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- Name Alexander Lovett
- Location Tehran
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