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  1. If IKEA sold men=Tall, modern, sleek, sexy...I'd bring him home, set him up nxt 2 the couch, & friends would say, "Wow, where'd u get that?"
  2. Picking up my morning coffee... Life is good. http://yfrog.com/4ishgj
  3. I can't believe how much mom food I just ate. Mom food is food in ur parent's fridge that u never buy 4 urslf b/c it's pricey #GobbleGobble
  4. My brother-in-law is kosher... so, unless my mom bought a kosher Turkey, looks like my NYC kosher B-I-L will be eating salmon #GobbleGobble
  5. The dentist is not so bad when the dentist is your dad. #GobbleGobble has its benefits... Um, like free oral health care?
  6. U know u are home in Seattle when...U try 2 convince ur mom that a trip 2 Nordstrom w/ her will b window shopping...Until the shoe section.
  7. @granolajoe wow, way to make me feel different than the rest of your amazing friends who all call you turds.
  8. @granolajoe turd, what a cruel word that works so well with movie reviews.
  9. @granolajoe ironic that I called you a turd, right?
  10. A white guy w/ a gut, in a Broncos uniform, spandex and all... is walking around the Frontier terminal. I am tempted to pinch his butt.
  11. @emeralddandy really? you my good luck charm. If I go out in the city, we should meet up.
  12. Delayed at DIA as I head to SEA. Come on Seattle... It might be raining harder than usual, but don't let me down here.
  13. Heading home to Seattle tonight... I won't mind the rain... My Colorado skin is leather-like. Ew.
  14. David Bowie seems to be very disappointed with me: http://bit.ly/15vYmC
  15. As if spandex could get any better... I gots me a trainer.... Bring on the badonkadonk.
  16. @tajmo thanks for the links, good lunch time material.
  17. @freeandflawed damn straight I have an awesome face. The ShnoZ is real too!
  18. @2010Transit going 2 olympics & my mom put me in charge of transportation... R we going to run into trouble on translink during the games?
  19. I love that my fun friend, @freeandflawed has me on a list called, "Awesome faces" LOL! http://twitter.com/freeandf...
  20. The Office quote of the night, "I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks"