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  1. Paid and on way out,have told the waitress to brace herself as woman is now giving other diners evil looks. Why behave like that? Over LIME?
  2. Then: "You don't get this sort of inconvenience in Majorca." She is now asking for a fork for spare ribs, and loudly dissing the restaurant
  3. Awful woman in restaurant: "I asked for lime and lemonade. Lime juice. The syrup stuff" No wonder poor waitress is confused.
  4. @grahambattersby Oh joy. Not sure what provider is taking me up there, but I'll be working the interbobby if so. Have fun, see you tomorrow!
  5. @grahambattersby which service? TELL ME NOW. I'm going tomorrow morning...
  6. is giggling at Event's impression of the Battersea Power Station being Georgian. Heee
  7. Oh wow - Fantastic Mr Fox featurette and Eddie Izzard, full treats to make up for mr floyd. Maybe raised a glass too many, actually...
  8. has eaten a big ol' Graze box, they are sooo tasty. Really, really good idea, and great customer service. Don't care how crawly that sounds.
  9. Cleaning flat to move on out before the Grande Move to the almost-ours house. If I scrub the floor any more, I'll vomit and undo hard work.
  10. send me your quotes, your huddled missives.... I hate costing sometimes.
  11. I bought a house just now. Eek. Drinks are now IMPERATIVE.
  12. Still giggling at the phone sign off in In The Loop. In meetings, I'm looking most odd. Good.
  13. weekend over. Can I have another one please?
  14. Day of imbeciles.Long-suffering better half now tolerating me shouting at dresses with fat arses online.I'm ENGLISH. I don't need more arse.
  15. Wow. Client has just sent through the third version of a meeting agenda in one day. Each from a different person. Ouch. Taking them all...
  16. @mikebelluckf Melvilles are ok, but depends who you get - some are genuinely lovely, like the guy at ExCeL. Haven't used SW in a while. Hmm.
  17. @mikebelluckf Yeah - they wouldn't even be rude to me till they had the location and my name too. No choice but to tell them off a bit..!!
  18. Wondering exactly when Spaceworks got so bloody RUDE. Quick call to ask some questions before quote request, got told off. Charming.
  19. In other news, apart from feeling smug, draft contract has gone missing in local post. Owners on holiday. Come on, I WANT THIS HOUSE!!!
  20. I LOVE SCHADENFREUDE. *giggles maliciously*