AlexBerkley
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*takes bow*
1:05 PM Jul 24th
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Maybe I should have stayed in Boise. Hell, at least I'd be owner of Mama B's Pizza Palace by now. **heart-aching bitterly ironic laugh**
5:57 PM Jul 9th
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After losing the MJ account, Dorko's crash & burn blunders, & now everyone knows I was duped into falling for a stripper. What's left?
5:54 PM Jul 9th
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So my career is so totally in the crapper now. Partnership in the firm? I'm lucky if they give me a desk in the lunchroom.
5:52 PM Jul 9th
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Most of all, I'm sorry I don't know the right people, the kind you throw $$$ at & they break someone's kneecaps for you....
5:50 PM Jul 9th
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@ Then, I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for us. I'm sorry for a lot of things...
5:49 PM Jul 9th
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@ I may be ready to do lunch. Call me.
2:17 PM Jul 9th
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@ Tell your boyfriend I'm looking for him...
2:16 PM Jul 9th
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@ Maybe you can ask "cousin Dirky" if you can stay at his house. Oh, wait. He no longer has a house. Bummer....
2:13 PM Jul 9th
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@ I'll give you 24 hours to pack your stuff & get out of my house. I'll be home tomorrow. You'd better be gone.
2:11 PM Jul 9th
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@ You slimy cretin...I'm going to rip your arm off & beat you w/ it...
1:11 PM Jul 9th
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@ Two words: Bite Me! There's nothing more anyone can do to me, or threaten me with. I'd look after my own house, if I were you....
1:07 PM Jul 9th
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@ How much did you know about your boyfriend's ruse? Seems everyone know but me.
12:58 PM Jul 9th
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@ I thought you had more sense. Oh, & veiled threats of blackmail don't scare me. I don't give a rat's a$$ about the gin....
12:57 PM Jul 9th
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@ *I* haven't been kind?? So, it's OK w/ you that the weasel played me for a fool & tricked me into representing him??
12:55 PM Jul 9th
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@ Kindly tell that rat-faced piece of excrement you work for, that I will find him & when I do, it's pay-back time....
12:25 PM Jul 9th
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Forget about finding another agent. Before I'm finished, there won't be an agent in this town who will let you park their car, you scumbag.
8:39 PM Jul 8th
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I get through w/ you. You hear me, Rockwell? Thought you were clever? You ain't seen nothing, you half-witted no-talent pustule!
8:35 PM Jul 8th
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...get hired as a clown at Chucky Cheesecurls, Better get yourself a monkey because it's the only way you'll ever make a dime in here once..
8:30 PM Jul 8th
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@ When I get done w/ you, you'll wish you'd stayed Eugene Wankle. Dirk Rockwell is dead. Hear me. DEAD! You won't be able to....
8:21 PM Jul 8th
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- Name Alex Berkley
- Location Hollyweird, CA
- Bio Agent to the stars, and to Dirk Rockwell of the fictional story experiment Tweet Mystery of Death. 'Nuff said.
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