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AlexBarndollar

Home plate, bitches #homeplate #bitch #baseball #pirates #pittsburgh instagr.am/p/LENOH7kZam/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
Cut me off one more time. #bitch about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@BadIuckBrian has me literally pissing my pants in class. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
BadIuckBrian Flies on a plane for the first time. Snakes. 2:46 PM May 23rd via Twuffer Retweeted by AlexBarndollar and 2130 others
BadIuckBrian Runs up his stairs tonight thinking there was a demon behind him. There was. 9:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by AlexBarndollar and 1783 others
BadIuckBrian Parents get divorced. No one fights for custody. 8:02 AM May 24th via LaterBro.com Retweeted by AlexBarndollar and 6568 others
BadIuckBrian Runs with scissors. Hit by a truck. about 21 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by AlexBarndollar and 3130 others
@b_malloy I ended my day at the gym yesterday and I'm pretty sure my butt has never been more sore. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to b_malloy
Queen_UK Oh Christ, here comes Paul McCartney. Look busy. 1:16 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by AlexBarndollar and 610 others
roxxeeeereed “@AlexBarndollar: @roxxeeeereed HA! Hahah I'm happy we're friends :)” Awwee me too:) all because of teen wolf! THANK YOU @tylergposey !!!! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by AlexBarndollar
Finally made it to the weekend! Pirates game tonight, weather permitting, Avengers tomorrow? And last ever piano recital & band parade. Whoa about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@roxxeeeereed HA! Hahah I'm happy we're friends :) about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to roxxeeeereed
@roxxeeeereed #boatsnhoes about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to roxxeeeereed
@roxxeeeereed I was really proud of you today for having a positive attitude. Don't let some greasy little home wrecker get you down!! 😃 about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"I let him do me up the butt last night. I just figured, YOLO, right?" -Junior girl behind me this morning. I hate people. #NOLO #stop 5:55 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@rrraachel I guess they do, but come on! Hahah I can only imagine what it's like to live in your brain for a day haha 3:27 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rrraachel
aud136rey The updated @weatherchannel app is pretty bomb 8:00 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by AlexBarndollar
@rrraachel hahahahha these are the moments when I love you. 8:02 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rrraachel
I don't think I'll ever stop expecting to see my dog come running up to me for a hug when I get home from school every day :( Sigh 7:36 PM May 23rd via web
BeverlySutphin @RosemaryAckermn Please stop looking in my windows and tweeting about it, Rosemary. 7:29 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to RosemaryAckermn Retweeted by AlexBarndollar

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Name Alex Barndollar
Location The 90s
Bio Where in time, is Chumbawumba? (See what I did there?)

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