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  1. This is gonna draw so much traffic. http://www.theawl.com/20702 about 2 hours ago from web
  2. "We have nothing to fear from love and commitment." http://www.theawl.com/20274 12:33 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. Our Winter Olympics Columnist! Iced Out: Hockey Meat and the Disaster of Whistler Blackcomb http://www.theawl.com/20030 9:43 AM Dec 1st from web
  4. RT @AJDaulerio: Hooray for Shanoff. RT @danshanoff: Today, my first: http://bit.ly/6Csooo 5:07 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. I swear to God if this day doesn't pick up I am going to get a gun and shoot down whoever is closest to me. Even a valued co-worker. 11:24 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. How To Drink Less http://www.theawl.com/19572 8:52 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Oh, right: How To Cook A Fucking Steak http://www.theawl.com/19148 6:53 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. @blakeley Are you saying that because I'm the hairiest? 6:37 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to blakeley
  9. Has it occurred to anyone that maybe Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for all his work on the intractable Gates-Crowley conflict? 7:25 AM Oct 9th from web
  10. The Nobel Peace Prize is almost as good as that Hawaiian "birth certificate" he was awarded last year. http://bit.ly/3QszgF 6:45 AM Oct 9th from web
  11. They will let ANYONE spout off in that paper. http://bit.ly/2fmr5z 6:25 AM Oct 8th from web
  12. Apology accepted! And a decent place to give money if you're not offended by the assumption that you don't already! http://bit.ly/YS2r5 5:34 PM Oct 5th from web
  13. RT @Awl Here is an open letter from us to you, regarding The Awl & advertising & editorial & finance! http://www.theawl.com/14316 2:12 PM Oct 1st from web
  14. "You guys, I’m so skinny I look like thread. Like a fucking string of thread, you assholes." http://bit.ly/q65f9 12:29 PM Oct 1st from web
  15. If you actually smile while you type "hahahaha" to someone over IM do you think it comes across as more sincere? 10:24 AM Sep 30th from web
  16. I’m Robert Gibbs, the ONLY THING I’m doing today is making sure the President doesn’t answer any questions about Roman Polanski. 12:00 PM Sep 28th from web
  17. @lehmannchris's Rich People Things returns! Hurrah! http://www.theawl.com/13854 7:52 AM Sep 28th from web
  18. @brianstelter Don't PUSH ME, Stelter. http://bit.ly/6MIcC 3:34 PM Sep 22nd from web in reply to brianstelter
  19. I'm siiiiick. I may die! Unless you read this. http://bit.ly/hKvnH You don't want me to die, do you? Read it! http://bit.ly/hKvnH 2:09 PM Sep 22nd from web
  20. One commonplace phrase you cannot say at the @Awl offices without lying: "No flies on me." Because there are a TON of flies here. Big ones. 10:05 AM Sep 18th from web