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AletaMaria

  1. I am the wrong person to seek attention from. I promise, you will not get it from me. 2:51 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. You're such a fucking twat. 10:50 AM May 24th via web
  3. Buns Girls is following me on Tumblr. I'll take that as a compliment. 5:51 PM May 23rd via web
  4. And I swear too much. 5:45 PM May 23rd via web
  5. I'm just not a cat person. 5:43 PM May 23rd via web
  6. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/K8GSshLNgM/ 11:30 AM May 22nd via Instagram
  7. @Raikesonraikes That would be a disaster. 6:55 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Raikesonraikes
  8. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk. 8:26 AM May 19th via web
  9. If you’re ever feeling regret, just remember that some people have tattoos of internet memes. 8:08 PM May 18th via web
  10. The universe likes to fuck up my shit in the greatest ways. 6:59 PM May 18th via web
  11. dat baby face 3:58 PM May 18th via web
  12. In dire need of something new in my life. 11:23 AM May 18th via web
  13. Apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So…41 guys…that’s the limit. 2:35 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Yoga pants have a built in booty pop, I swear. 4:58 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. It really makes me cringe to watch people on youtube self pierce with safety pins. #likewutrudoin 6:10 PM May 15th via web
  16. You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich. instagr.am/p/KopTB-rNiz/ 10:11 PM May 14th via Instagram
  17. Upper frenulum! instagr.am/p/Kof6_6LNvz/ 8:49 PM May 14th via Instagram
  18. All the morons have come out to play. 1:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone