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Aleksandr_Orlov

  1. I tell Sergei that if he want to be online celebrity kat like me, he need to keep fans entertain. Keep a look out on his Tweeter page.
  2. @Sergei_HeadofIT practice his katwalk when he think I am not watching, I am not sure he would be cutting the mustard at London Fashion Week.
  3. If anyone need hasty plan for Valentine Day I can offer row-mantic boat ride on Orlov Estate lake. Sergei is oarsman. Only 12,000 ruble.
  4. I ask Sergei to clean mansion windows. I don’t know what take him so long it is only 734 in total.
  5. Congratulation to Mr Dicken on your 200th birthday. But why have you not write book about me yet?
  6. I see @Sergei_HeadofIt have been working late recently, so today I let him take things easier. I give him 3 minute break.
  7. You peoples in UK worries about cold? In Meerkovo, winter last for six month. Think of Sergei! His fur not so thick these days
  8. @Sergei_HeadofIT It’s -40c outside and now it’s the same in mansion. Now I know how ancestor Kefentse feel when he first arrive in Russia.
  9. @Sergei_HeadofIT I am not pay you to find out about portable music players. Back to working please.
  10. @Sergei_HeadofIT what are your glasses doing in my sandwich? Is dangerous!
  11. Today I find @Sergei_HeadofIT online. Is good job worms do not have Facebook or he would be having more friends than me!
  12. Today I buy Sergei a mouse for use with his new laptopmabob. I am worried he eat it.
  13. Sergei is glue to new toy. I wake up in middle of night and hear him tap away from bedroom.
  14. Sergei is delight with new toy, it mean he now stay up 25 hrs a day to deal with people trying to compare credit card. twitter.com/Aleksandr_Orlo…
  15. I have finally deal with Sergei and his incompetence. His mistakes will no longer be a problem. twitpic.com/86pab6
  16. I have make decision regarding Sergei future. It was not easy, but is for the best. I post film soon.
  17. Recently Sergei is make more mistakes than mongoose taking spelling test.How do you think I should deal with problem?on.fb.me/wHCvv8
  18. First Sergei ruin my cravat, now he burn my termite toastie! I think he is start to lose his marble…
  19. All the winds you have in UK must have blown over to Meerkovo. Gales have been play havoc with my fur-style, and with Sergei’s fur-piece.
  20. Look at state of IT department. Sergei is even more slack than usuals. I think is about time he was re-introduce t twitpic.com/83gefg