AlecTherins
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"I'm a gigantic fruit with spikes, and yet here I am, enjoying oral sex."
11:06 PM May 5th
via web
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This is either a graduation or a Harry potter convention. Hard to tell from the outfits.
5:27 PM May 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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我不会说中文
4:53 PM May 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Watching a Mexican woman cook tripe is erotic.
9:29 AM Apr 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Mommy is in the crackhouse Daddys at the boarder dial 911 and place your order
4:00 PM Apr 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Worst idea I have had in a while.
7:01 PM Apr 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The most frustrating part about depression is that even when you're fighting it off, it makes even the littlest setbacks seem demoralizing.
2:23 PM Apr 25th
via Twitter for Mac
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@ sorry for the wait. :) thanks for putting up with my busy life.
4:15 PM Apr 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to grammar_girl
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Circus told me to "tweet that shit"
5:26 AM Apr 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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When I say: "I don't know anything about Hunger Games," that doesn't mean: "Tell me the plot of Hunger Games," it means: "Next subject!"
2:36 PM Apr 20th
via web
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Family tech support tip: Don't say "print screen the problem and mail it to me" without clarifying those terms first.
2:35 PM Apr 18th
via web
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Marlins announcer just counted the Cubs out of the postseason. Ok, on the one hand, yeah probably. On the other hand, screw you, pal!
4:30 PM Apr 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ @ that's how Sebastian pronounces it
6:24 PM Apr 14th
via Echofon
in reply to RealSaltLake
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If you ever get divorced, please don't go to the bar with your ex. It's awkward for me.
11:24 PM Apr 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Joined the society, they sent me a scotch called "power and scorched earth" I am afraid
5:19 PM Apr 13th
via Photos on iOS
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Shitty day on so many fronts and for so many reasons.
4:43 PM Apr 12th
via Twitter for iPhone
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For a good time spend at least 43 seconds on this site.
4:03 PM Apr 9th
via Tweet Button
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Happy for the @ win but @ made Utah proud fighting hard for his team. GOOD GAME!
9:26 AM Apr 5th
via web
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This made my day:
3:40 PM Apr 3rd
via TweetDeck
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This one isn't awkward, promise: A happy looking @ and a serene looking John (@)
3:34 PM Mar 31st
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