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  1. @kennrussell I know, RIGHT?!!!
  2. @Dixielongate Better than a noseless white woman @ cakefart.com
  3. @kimcoles hope u brought your own booze.
  4. @yo_matty step Away from The iPhone
  5. World AIDS Day. Remembrance, awareness, education.Sam Sexton,GlenGardali, Dawn Adams,I will always miss you.
  6. 6:45am call today. Got to sleep super early, slept soundly for ten minutes.
  7. If you've ever written "TMI!" in response to anything I've ever written you clearly don't know me personally.
  8. Watching Vince Vaughn on "Ellen". He's MASSIVE. He looks like a fridge with legs.
  9. @Equill do I really need a rule to show my ass?
  10. If this zit is going to live on my chin forever I think it should pay rent.
  11. Most eating disorders require discipline or a gag reflex. So, no I don't have an eating disorder .
  12. Wait,that's not a candy thermometer. Oops.
  13. @Equill didn't they JUST do this show?
  14. @NiaVardalos have you spit into A napkin and wiped her face with it?
  15. Listening to Joni Mitchell after Yoga en route to Whole Foods because I'm a middle aged white woman.
  16. Another RIDICULOUSLY beautiful day. LA I love you.
  17. @MSLisaChang you had me @ big sticks of butter
  18. Now that we know Tiger's alright is it ok for me ask if the Asian side of him was driving?
  19. OOH GURL! It's Christmastime @ my house! http://twitpic.com/rj0y4
  20. In what alternate Universe does Katherine Heigl have sex with Seth Rogen without vomitting?