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  1. @R3beccaF Leslie Davis is innocent!
  2. @jjn1 And there was me thinking he was the best driver in the world.
  3. Yes I did get "Rocky" but I lied about my mascara habits
  4. Took the "What is the theme song of your life?" quiz & got: Rocky! What'll you get? ➤ http://bit.ly/8RdyQN
  5. @mweller Petrified means frightened of people called Peter
  6. @wendyporch Kernel panic? Anythingto do with malfunctioning nutcrackers?
  7. @julietteculver Mine
  8. @dougclow What model?
  9. @jjn1 Is "Streaming cold" a new application?
  10. @jamesaczel I heard it here first
  11. @dougclow Mine too - is it a vrus?
  12. @jjn1 Apparently when the undertaker put him in the coffin he discovered his Exeter winnings still in his pocket.
  13. @mweller You need an anti-tanktop gun.
  14. @chrisdouce Do you have to adjust the cat's whisker?
  15. Met Doug In E uston - he claims to be going to Chicago
  16. @dougclow I believe it s customary to elide it into "Sralan" as in Sugar
  17. @dougclow You should refer to Senators as "Sir"
  18. @sclater and with the commentary?
  19. @methel I could tell you but you can't afford my fees.
  20. There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in. But the holes are small, that’s why the rain is thin.