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mikeal I made a Venn Diagram to explain brogrammers: dl.dropbox.com/u/503516/brogr… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by alanstevens and 18 others
@suzytrotta @tennesseebarn Ouch! about 5 hours ago via Hibari in reply to suzytrotta
@JulesKeepsPace Ha, nice! about 7 hours ago via Hibari in reply to JulesKeepsPace
smd bless his heart, he was trying to create an enumeration in PHP. about 7 hours ago via web Retweeted by alanstevens and 1 other
@RachelAppel Like a Boss! about 8 hours ago via Hibari in reply to RachelAppel
@JulesKeepsPace Did you swallow too? ;-) about 8 hours ago via Hibari in reply to JulesKeepsPace
cromwellryan Be Warned: You will walk away disappointed and empty handed when asking me for someone else's estimate. about 8 hours ago via MetroTwit Retweeted by alanstevens and 1 other
@saulyoung Logically, I should be able to work this way, but I can’t concentrate for more than five minutes. about 9 hours ago via Hibari in reply to saulyoung
@andybrasfield I’m going to see how things go over the weekend, then I may use your referral. Thanks. about 9 hours ago via Hibari in reply to andybrasfield
@saulyoung At least you were already horizontal. about 9 hours ago via Hibari in reply to saulyoung
@darrencauthon Put it in the oven at 100-150 for an hour. There are lots of guides online. about 9 hours ago via Hibari in reply to darrencauthon
Yesterday, I bent over and something in my back let loose. I’ve been horizontal on pain relievers and muscle relaxers ever since. about 9 hours ago via Hibari
Sheena_Bo_Bina I bought condoms the other day Cashier asked, "Do you want a bag with that?" I said, "Nah, he's not that ugly." 7:15 PM Sep 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by alanstevens and 182 others
@darrel_miller No, it’s not just you. about 9 hours ago via Hibari in reply to darrel_miller
damienguard Dear Apple why do you keep copying iOS apps to my Mac. They belong on my iPad and can be re-downloaded from the cloud. Stop wasting my SSD. about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by alanstevens and 2 others
@MarcLyon @EricSelje That’s a great lineup of shows! about 10 hours ago via Hibari in reply to MarcLyon
towelday Happy #towelday to all intelligent life forms out there. And to the rest of you... the trick is to bang the rocks together, guys. about 11 hours ago via web Retweeted by alanstevens and 283 others
chesterbr Choosing a language because it has cheaper developers is like building your house with Lego so you can hire anyone as a construction worker. 8:24 AM May 23rd via web from São Paulo, São Paulo Retweeted by alanstevens and 583 others
@MotoWilliams Use Chocolatey on Windows to install PostGreSQL. Use HomeBrew on Mac. about 23 hours ago via Hibari in reply to MotoWilliams
@cromwellryan @pragma_tech That’s the one. about 23 hours ago via Hibari in reply to cromwellryan