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AlanSmithOz

  1. @Doctob In what regional accent are you Tweeting these jokes?
  2. @Doctob Presumably you've also reached the end by now as well. (This could go on forever, or at list until forever.)
  3. @JohnAtQubit Phew indeed!
  4. @AlanSmithOz @Commbank Tks for response, appreciate it. Will DM you...
  5. @Commbank continues to peddle automated phone calls as means to drum up business.IF YOU CARRY ON YOU WILL LOSE MY BUSINESS!
  6. This INSANE Graphic Shows How Ludicrously Complicated Social Media Marketing Is Now businessinsider.com/social-media-m… via @BI_Advertising
  7. @AlanSBPerkins JetStar and others of course charge you an "any baggage" fee!
  8. @gerhard20 If you want to influence where sales will come from in a year's time, talk to corporate comms.
  9. @Melissa_McBru Welcome back & congratulations! Hope the old team/firm continues to thrive. (How's the client?!)
  10. @JDellicott You don't get them when you're tall either!
  11. @LouHoffman Not for the herd! Surprised we haven't already seen headline claiming a second Internet bubble burst. (You heard it here first!)
  12. Missing @CeBITAUS with o/night gastro bug. Good luck to those running, attending it.
  13. Calling out the state of Australia’s home-grown IT sector - at Talking Cobblers wp.me/p1EuFK-7r. @FinancialReview @smh @CeBITAUS
  14. @jvdouglas Not any more I'm afraid! #stuckathome
  15. @AlanSBPerkins Which session @CeBITAUS is yours?
  16. @NBNCoLimited Look forward to popping in...
  17. @avalawler Ah, I remember Wilson! Er, it's a dog's life, I guess...
  18. @fionaatwork Ahem...you CAN teach old dogs new tricks!