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AlanRucker

  1. The new Ruckermobile. I don't think TheDad is quite cool enough to pull this off. I may have to take it off his hands twitter.com/AlanRucker/sta…
  2. Helped TheDad with a new truck purchase, bushhogged about 30 acres, grilled steaks for the fam, and played guitar with the brother #Perfect
  3. @YellowestApron Henryville. Well, not at the moment but most every other moments. The homestead does require upkeep you know.
  4. Or from an 8 to a 10. Let's not get caught on semantics and focus instead on gaining 2 points. If you're already a 10, just give me a call
  5. Solid. Go from a 6 to an 8 ladies. If the whole base 10 scale matters to you. (via @tfphumorblog) thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-t…
  6. @bigalshort Nice! You should check out Death of a Salesman. Hearing great things about it.
  7. Really want to take a couple days and have an NYC adventure. Some shows, some fun, some shenanigans. Anyone up for a good time?
  8. @kellyridings I can give Dan a cliff's notes version of things to light the fuse if you'd like.
  9. I've been happier and more at peace in the last 72 hours than maybe the entire last 5 years. #GoodToBeHome #Blessed
  10. That was the most nerveracking 12 hour drive ever. But it feels amazing to be back in the Hoosier state and around my family. #Blessed
  11. Swarley the Escape and me in Breezewood, PA twitter.com/AlanRucker/sta…
  12. Peace out, Maryland. twitter.com/AlanRucker/sta…
  13. That's not a bad thing. No other show has the entire bell curve in one episode. Best and worst and definitely why I love it.
  14. I've come to realize that America's Got Talent is the best of what people love about America and the embodiment of every stereotype ever.
  15. @brewerjason yeah aside from the whole barren Canadian thing. And she slept with Kumar. Other than that, I guess.
  16. @brewerjason remember that when I don't break u up with the future stripper u inevitably will date. I don't want to leave others speechless
  17. @brewerjason yeah. Definitely wasn't expecting that. Guess the final Quinn-tervention stuck.
  18. In four days I'll be back home again in Indiana. So excited and happy. Cue it up Jim Nabors! youtube.com/watch?v=XdLBLw…
  19. @brewerjason you and qdoba are ridiculous.
  20. @Blsierp excited to watch it on dvr after the Stern bonanza on AGT