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AlanPhlegm

  1. @creatuure @BRADCLXVI But we can call it even for dinner. :( 2 minutes ago via web in reply to creatuure
  2. @BRADCLXVI @creatuure NIKKI IF YOU GO TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE. 16 minutes ago via web in reply to BRADCLXVI
  3. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing... Love your suit. 18 minutes ago via web
  4. @jerkxstore @moshedbrotatoes He already fucked mine, poser. 44 minutes ago via web in reply to jerkxstore
  5. @jerkxstore @moshedbrotatoes Oh, Lil B, you're so nonchalant. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to jerkxstore
  6. @Caitphelan Faggot. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Caitphelan
  7. @buffaloxdyl @natplamondon Worse yet -- I could live with you. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to buffaloxdyl
  8. @WatchThemHang I work tomorrow until 6. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WatchThemHang
  9. @WatchThemHang Want to come chill in Ajax or something? I'm the most bored since I can't go to Uplift tonight. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WatchThemHang
  10. @WatchThemHang Yo, you dudes hanging tonight? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WatchThemHang
  11. @kieranhen @travisnafziger @xkrisxchaputx @metalheadlardo @bradclxvi @codyandrews_ @terry_helm It's still pretty fucking funny. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kieranhen
  12. @JacobHellas @misterfistr The car he's in is full. :( about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JacobHellas
  13. I don't suppose anyone from Durham is going to Uplift/Mercenaries in Toronto? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @metalheadlardo Guess who can't afford that! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to metalheadlardo
  15. Guess I'm staying home tonight. What's up Ajax? Nothing because everyone's in Toronto, I presume. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Grind me. Hold me. Grind me+hold me. @metalheadlardo about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @HollywoodDillan Hahahahaha fuck sorry. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @EricQuest @kimjasminf No, it's going to be the worst night of your life and you're probably going to pee yourself on the dancefloor. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to EricQuest