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  1. Just creamed a little spike with my pickup. Deer flew 60 feet through the air after I hit him. Approx $30 worth of damage to the truck.
  2. @mmayhew - Yeah, local security policy applied by the manufacturer, and they were helpful enough to delete secpol.msc and gpedit.msc for me.
  3. How do you know I live in a small town? Incumbent mayor wins re-election with 141 votes tallied.
  4. Windows 7 won't copy damn .exe files from USB flash or the 'net. For the record: Windows 7? Not my idea.
  5. Halloween. Seen a baby drooling in Superman's clothes. His Mama was pushing him in a stroller. Best damn Christopher Reeves costume ever.
  6. New heater in the bathroom. Now my feet won't freeze when I step into the cast iron tub, and my butt won't freeze on the porcelain throne.
  7. Long drive to Greenville today. Not looking forward to this job.
  8. Birthday today. Recuperating from too much food followed by too much desert.
  9. Just plugged up my new quad-core server. Gonna load Slackware later this week.
  10. Enjoying a nice Yeunling Black & Tan for the first time. Not too shabby.
  11. Just got back from rafting the Ocoee. Damn that beat me like a red-headed step-child.
  12. Some dumb hick in a podcast: http://bit.ly/yGsmV
  13. No one is happier child molester Michael Jackson is dead than Can't-Keep-His-Pants-On Governor Mark Sanford.
  14. jeremysands We're too stupid to elect Ron Paul. Will a fiscal conservative please stand up for President? /me stands up. You want me!
  15. Not going to see the Braves tonight after all. Had too much work, so I gave my ticket to Mama and her and Daddy are goin'.
  16. Got to Turner Field and found out tickets were for tomorrow. Bought tickets for tonight. Will see them tomorrow too. Braves 4 Yanks 0.
  17. It's so great when a client actually apologizes to you for unloading all their crap on you. ;-)
  18. Judges are wrong once again. Split decision victory for Diego Sanchez. We got to have a rematch. Fight of the night.
  19. GREAT FUCKIN' FIGHT! We to the judges. I think it goes to Guida, but it could be scored a draw. Diego messed him up BAD in round 1.
  20. Nightmare - Carpenter: Round 2. Guida busted up BAD, but I he wins the round for being on top most of it. Viscious bottom elbows by Diego!