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AlanGoldsher

  1. Lance Stephenson is a douche. Dexter Pittman is a HUGE douche. Haslem has douche-ish tendencies. Hard to root for either of these teams. 10:30 AM May 23rd via web
  2. Separated at birth? #JamesHarden #Dictator twitter.com/AlanGoldsher/s… 8:43 PM May 18th via web
  3. I never heard MJ or Bird bitch about tiredness. espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2… 6:13 AM May 17th via web
  4. I'm on a Maceo Parker/Fred Wesley kick. Not a bad place to be. 2:22 PM May 16th via web
  5. @KDonhoops Nice requiem for the Bulls. Couldn't have said it better myself. 5:57 AM May 11th via web in reply to KDonhoops
  6. @GhostPanther But can you play rock, paper, scissors with explosive diarrhea? 9:03 PM May 10th via web
  7. You know who'd look good in a #Bulls uniform right about now? Kirk Hinrich, that's who. 9:01 PM May 10th via web
  8. Kobe's totally farting every time he makes a jumper. 8:37 PM May 10th via web
  9. Dear @NBC: If you cancel "Up All Night," you have no soul. Sincerely, Alan 1:05 PM May 10th via web
  10. Carmelo Anthony: "I feel confident in our team and where we're headed. I consider our team to be top-3 in the East." It's 4:20 somewhere... 7:38 PM May 9th via web
  11. @jasonashlock @erictrau Okay, okay, you guys are right, the Knicks are a big bowl of meh. #BullsInSeven 7:37 PM May 9th via web
  12. Is it just me, or do the Heat look beatable? 4:28 PM May 9th via web
  13. An undeniable sign that the apocalypse is approaching: Glenn Frey's standards album is now available at a record retailer near you. 11:23 AM May 9th via web
  14. @TajGibson22 I've sprained my ankle four zillion times, so I feel your pain, and am that much more impressed you're gonna rock it tomorrow! 10:32 AM May 9th via web
  15. Guess what, kids: You can preorder @kevinpollak 's book (written with the help of yours truly) at Amazon and beyond. amazon.com/How-Slept-Way-… 6:45 AM May 9th via web
  16. I love it when misspellings trend. IT'S CRIS CARTER, YOU DUMMIES, NOT CHRIS CARTER! Jeez. 6:43 AM May 9th via web
  • Name Alan Goldsher
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://www.AlanGo...
  • Bio Novelist/ghostwriter. Author of PAUL IS UNDEAD, GIVE DEATH A CHANCE, the forthcoming MY FAVORITE FANGS, and lots of other stuff.
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