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AlanDistro

  1. @AdorianDeck @OMGThatsPunny Awesome job with the theme/hook, one listen and I caught myself humming it 5 minutes later. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to AdorianDeck
  2. Mom's coming over for lunch today. Go go gadget housecleaning... about 12 hours ago via web
  3. @valerie2776 Oh, Devo. <3 about 12 hours ago via web in reply to valerie2776
  4. @deliriumdog Only occasionally. 12:37 PM May 24th via web in reply to deliriumdog
  5. @SummerBangs Would you recommend one over the other? 12:36 PM May 24th via web in reply to SummerBangs
  6. @bekndignum I would just get the GOTY edition which includes all of the add ons. Thanks for the recommendation. 12:36 PM May 24th via web in reply to bekndignum
  7. @srb846 Haha, for sure. If that were true, I'd be 72. 11:15 AM May 24th via web in reply to srb846
  8. Today is my 29th birthday. I'm only one year away from being officially REALLY OLD. 11:12 AM May 24th via web
  9. Now that I've unlocked all of the #Skyrim achievements, have any of you played Fallout 3 or Fallout: New Vegas? Need a new world to rule. 9:51 AM May 24th via web
  10. @bombsfadeaway Eww, your boyfriend is SO OLD. Better be careful he doesn't have a heart attack the next time you kiss him. 8:14 AM May 24th via web in reply to bombsfadeaway
  11. @saradod You youngins. Get off my internet lawn. 7:40 AM May 24th via web in reply to saradod
  12. @BanksOnBass Thanks! Mmm, cake. Actually, @bombsfadeaway is making me lasagna today. Couldn't be any happier even if my name were @Garfield. 7:15 AM May 24th via web in reply to BanksOnBass
  13. @KieraJo Thanks. <3 6:52 AM May 24th via web in reply to KieraJo
  14. @MysteryGuitarM My step-dad, sports talk radio and games while driving in the car. 6:50 AM May 24th via web in reply to MysteryGuitarM
  15. @ItTakesII Thanks! =) 6:47 AM May 24th via web in reply to ItTakesII
  16. @wordsofjed Thanks dude. =) 6:43 AM May 24th via web in reply to wordsofjed
  17. @AlexCarpenter Hey Birthday Buddy! Have a good one. =) 6:08 AM May 24th via web
  18. @supernovakgirl I do that often, sometimes it's hard to watch certain shows. 5:52 AM May 24th via web in reply to supernovakgirl
  19. @dansinker Only fault I can find is no "copy link to this location" when I right-click, for when I want to share a specific place/bookmark. 7:48 PM May 23rd via web in reply to dansinker
  • Name Alan Lastufka
  • Location Manhattan, IL 60442
  • Web http://alanlastuf...
  • Bio Author, songwriter and co-founder of DFTBA Records.
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