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  1. @_Rosalie_HC yes - the pervert x 1:30 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to _Rosalie_HC
  2. Beggars cant be choosers 1:29 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. @jonwindsor im not a sow love!!! 1:28 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to jonwindsor
  4. @chris_billett i know. 1:27 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to chris_billett
  5. Keep having flashbacks about last night James Corden joined me on a podium dancing and ripped open my shirt and tried to lick my nipples 1:24 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. @Halfpintmonkey here here! Simon Pegg is brilliant x 1:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Halfpintmonkey
  7. Mariah has entered the building I've entered a backing singer - I tripped over her entourage and fucked trey lorenze 5:10 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  8. I haven't been stood up Mariah is (I've been told by a pap) 5 minutes away. I've chosen a prawn cocktail for starters - yum! 4:23 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  9. Mariah invited me to her party so am waiting here with her 'angel' champagne in a booth. Mariahs stood me up - believe me I know the signs 4:06 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  10. Omg! Xfactors @yvieburnett has just looked slightly impressed at my rendition of 'new York new york' woo hoo boot camp here I come 4:03 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  11. @EmmaForbes did you like my red jacket on Paul O'Grady? i didnt look like a tomato did I? 10:41 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. i am wondering where kieronrichardso wants to take me and dont say 'up the wrong'un!!' 8:41 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. Sampled Mariah Carey's £1000 champagne last night on @chattyman - i was pissed after one glass i think its 40%grape 60% meths 6:23 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. If i wake up to find slugs clinging to my teeth i wont be happy 6:20 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. @l0nd0ner the most disturbing thing was that she looked like a fat kate middleton 8:34 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to l0nd0ner
  16. @neilmckenney Lovely photo - i quite like the fuzziness - its taken years off me x 7:37 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to neilmckenney
  17. @l0nd0ner nice to see you too DONT go and see paranormal activity - SHITE! 7:36 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to l0nd0ner
  18. @Tullers sorry Tullers. Think about Subo instead x 6:48 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to Tullers
  19. Mind you George Hamilton was amazing in 'Love At First Bite' - Wicked film. 6:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. @gary_hobbs my career aint that much on the bloody skids thank you very much 6:46 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to gary_hobbs