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Keep having flashbacks about last night James Corden joined me on a podium dancing and ripped open my shirt and tried to lick my nipples1:24 PM Nov 20thfrom web
Mariah has entered the building I've entered a backing singer - I tripped over her entourage and fucked trey lorenze5:10 PM Nov 19thfrom Twitterrific
I haven't been stood up Mariah is (I've been told by a pap) 5 minutes away. I've chosen a prawn cocktail for starters - yum!4:23 PM Nov 19thfrom Twitterrific
Mariah invited me to her party so am waiting here with her 'angel' champagne in a booth. Mariahs stood me up - believe me I know the signs4:06 PM Nov 19thfrom Twitterrific
Omg! Xfactors @yvieburnett has just looked slightly impressed at my rendition of 'new York new york' woo hoo boot camp here I come4:03 PM Nov 19thfrom Twitterrific
@EmmaForbes did you like my red jacket on Paul O'Grady? i didnt look like a tomato did I?10:41 AM Nov 19thfrom web
i am wondering where kieronrichardso wants to take me and dont say 'up the wrong'un!!'8:41 AM Nov 19thfrom web
Sampled Mariah Carey's £1000 champagne last night on @chattyman - i was pissed after one glass i think its 40%grape 60% meths6:23 AM Nov 19thfrom web
If i wake up to find slugs clinging to my teeth i wont be happy6:20 AM Nov 19thfrom web