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RT @crispycracka: You can’t spell "manslaughter" without "laughter". You also can’t spell "schadenfreude" without spell check.3:10 PM Nov 25thfrom Brizzly
Normally I am able to classify how a day is... not so much today. I know it's in a new category, but I don't know where to begin to name it.9:30 PM Nov 24thfrom Brizzly
@lizze normally we complain about the 1130pm games (bunny slippers and PJ's time) but this was really uncalled for.11:25 AM Nov 22ndfrom webin reply to lizze
I'm not sure what the optimal time is to play indoor soccer, but I'm quite sure it isn't 8:30am #whoscheduledthis11:18 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
RT @apelad: What they say: "Come help us clean our room."
What they mean: "We want to watch you clean our room."9:55 AM Nov 22ndfrom web