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  1. greasy typing fingers... yum.
  2. first time to tweet from @corvbeerandblog Am playing with translationparty.com
  3. gah! hungry already... last weekend's gluttony has spoiled me.
  4. Happy Birthday @StevonRoberts!
  5. RT @ahockley: Why wait til a scheduled 5pm press conference? Why not release the water results as soon as they're known? #newstheoldway
  6. RT @crispycracka: You can’t spell "manslaughter" without "laughter". You also can’t spell "schadenfreude" without spell check.
  7. RT @jburrows: The Un-Scary Screwdriver: "seven year old girls build desktops with Ubuntu for their grandparents" http://bit.ly/4xegZ5
  8. Normally I am able to classify how a day is... not so much today. I know it's in a new category, but I don't know where to begin to name it.
  9. RT @div_conspiracy: Sigh #imissthemuppets -- The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody [1080p] http://bit.ly/8ardwq
  10. RT @hotdogsladies: Some days, Tumblr feels like LiveJournal with skinny jeans and slightly better meds.
  11. RT @PeaceJamNE: RT @zyOzyfounder Poverty is not natural.It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings.
  12. RT @OSU_CSC: RT @baronews Students inspired to gather supplies for CARDV Wish List http://tinyurl.com/yfetvfj
  13. @lizze normally we complain about the 1130pm games (bunny slippers and PJ's time) but this was really uncalled for.
  14. I'm not sure what the optimal time is to play indoor soccer, but I'm quite sure it isn't 8:30am #whoscheduledthis
  15. RT @apelad: What they say: "Come help us clean our room." What they mean: "We want to watch you clean our room."
  16. @chrissarose can you just make a calander in "the cloud" that both outlook and iCal can subscribe? (is barry the pc user?)
  17. I supported Peace Jam Foundation by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/TvQdr
  18. dang... time for finding all the garbage in house and relocating it so magical creatures take it far far away.
  19. @chrisnordyke The demographic statement works fine without word "husband" in it. Adjusting folks mentally add comfort words subconsciously.
  20. @chrisnordyke ... although, I guess legally that was the only way in 2000. Census lends itself too often to require "other" to be checked.