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alanbradford

  1. .@parislemon Have u used @foursquare’s radar feature? <pirate accent> Will it drain me battery? </pirate accent>
  2. Photo: I asked my 6-month daughter what she thought of trans fats. After she grew a moustache, this is what she said. tmblr.co/Zq6oZwM7z6sY
  3. Audio: creepy radio commercial promises a tank of testosterone that will ride shotgun inside my body. #NoThanks tmblr.co/Zq6oZwM4hwgf
  4. Nothing like getting pooped on at school. @ Southwest College of Naturopathic Medicine instagr.am/p/LBXRFOKscO/
  5. AZ Pro Sports : Success :: My Farts : "What's in the oven, honey? That smells delicious."
  6. @realDonaldTrump @gruber Case in point, @clayaiken has a Christmas album that warms the soul. Mariano does not.
  7. @realDonaldTrump @gruber I propose that @clayaiken is, in fact, the greatest ever. Thoughts?
  8. @bjnovak @rainnwilson there's a colon after my ileum.
  9. Best quote of today's lectures @SCNMAZ: "I saw them. I touched them. They were huge." #LymphNodes
  10. @HerbNFlavor Like the promiscuous former governor of CA, I'll be back.
  11. Notre Dame Files Obamacare Lawsuit freebeacon.com/notre-dame-fil… (via @freebeacon)
  12. Photo: Looks like someone switched to @DrChrono. I’m looking forward to never using paper charts. #EHR... tmblr.co/Zq6oZwLoLm0M
  13. My wife spotted @MittRomney on vacation with the family horse. twitter.com/alanbradford/s…
  14. Wow. / RT @DigitalTrends: Careless Lamborghini Gallardo driver crashes into oncoming traffic bit.ly/KmkJCE
  15. @seasarawrite @joesrealbbq Hi Sara! Whom you see there, what you eat there, when you leave there, let it stay there.
  16. .@finkd Can I use FB credits to buy some stock? I harvested all my asparagus and I don't wanna buy another cow.
  17. @willsbradford how does this make things better? HOW?