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  1. What is Martha up to?
  2. People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guide.
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  4. There is an Almond butter!
  5. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
  6. Marble floors fell 18 degrees cooler than the ambient air – because the way they disperse heat
  7. Gin & Tonic is a great drink.
  8. Give me a call Charlie!!
  9. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?
  10. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
  11. Amarillo is Spanish for the color yellow.
  12. I worked in Yellow Stone as a fishing guide one summer.
  13. Toe jam is not a good thing.
  14. What is the best club in Cancun?
  15. Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.
  16. I am afraid New Orleans will never be the same
  17. Olive oil is good for you.
  18. My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
  19. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
  20.  Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift