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  1. Sister being a slut in the sea in 5 degree weather. Who taught her that?!
  2. Very drunk on beach in spain. Squiffy.
  3. In charades hell.
  4. Just engaged in horrifying xmas sing song. I feel dirty.
  5. Seriously.. If she doesn't stop talking about herself there will be a christmas incident.
  6. ..... a brown nose creep. I am being driven to distraction.
  7. Please cld someone come + remove my sister from my direct vicinity before I rip off my arm + beat her with the sticky end for being such ...
  8. @Jennifalconer in spain now! Feliz navidad! Yes def see you in the new year. Xx
  9. @Jennifalconer good going. I'm in airport lounge waiting to board. Have a great break guys! Xx
  10. Decided I want more.
  11. Lovely girls drunken xmas lunch. Huzzah. X
  12. this morning at shepherds bush: a man barefoot and in a dirty hot pink dressing gown. NOT A TRAMP. bad hangover i'd say.. the worst.
  13. Loving the movie style rain outside whilst I'm in bed with some earl grey. Special.
  14. Saturday night and xfactor. Must. Aim. Higher. *fail*
  15. @marcusfoster1 jealous. Pissing it down in balham.
  16. RT @johncmayer: For a hearty laugh, google the words "why won't" and see what the top results are.
  17. @andrew_chaplin I knew it!
  18. I have antiseptic cream dotted all over my face & actually scared the shit out of myself just passing a mirror @ home. Thank god I'm alone!
  19. Horrible something awful's going to happen feeling again. Not helping me sleep.
  20. @fuggirls nor should you. He is one of our national treasures... Much like Harrods... And spotted dick.