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  1. Old dude coming out of the library is smiling ear to ear. I ask and he says he just learned one-third of women over 65 have full dentures.
  2. January 7th is Old Rock Day; National Tempura Day; and I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore! Day
  3. January 7th! American comedian, singer, actress and author, Sandra Bernhard turns 65 today. Happy Birthday, Sandra!
  4. January 7th! Comedian/actor Doug E. Doug turns 50 today. Happy Birthday, Doug!
  5. Jan 6th! Belated birthday wishes going out to Rowan Atkinson, English comedian, actor and writer! Rowan is 65.
  6. January 5th is Bird Day; Apple Howling Day; National Whipped Cream Day; and Twelfth Night!
  7. Jan 4th: Trivia Day; Humiliation Day; Appendectomy Day; Flower Basket Day; National Spaghetti Day; Elizabeth Ann Seton Feast Day; Frost Fair
  8. Birthday Greetings going out to actor/comedian Dave Foley of Kids In The Hall, and NewsRadio fame. Dave turns 56 today!
  9. Overheard: "I've been smoking pot since I was nineteen, and I still got glaucoma."
  10. January 3rd is Fruitcake Toss Day; Humiliation Day; Hero's Day; Festival of Sleep Day; National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day!
  11. Jan 2nd: Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day; Cream Puff Day; Personal Trainer Awareness Day; Science Fiction Day
  12. January 1 is First Foot Day; Z Day New Year; Party Party Day; National Bloody Mary Day; New Yeas Day; St. Basil's Day
  13. New Year's Birthday! Don Novello aka Father Guido Sarducci turns 77 today. Happy Birthday, Don!
  14. I think it's a bit excessive that Taylor Swift had her fancy guitar inlaid with her name twice. On the fingerboard & the headstock? C'mon.
  15. Dec 31: Unlucky Day; Make Up Your Mind Day; New Year's Eve; Champagne Day; Check Smoke Alarms Day; No Resolution Day; Peace Meditation Day!
  16. December 30th is National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day; Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute; and Miracle Day!
  17. The incomparable Tracey Ullman, was born on this date in 1949. The pride of Slough, Buckinghamshire is now a U.S. citizen. Happy Birthday!
  18. Dec 29: Pepper Pot Day; Tick Tock Day; Broadway Day; National Chocolate Again Day; Feast of St. Thomas of Canterbury; St. Tropez's Day!
  19. Brooklyn born Mary Tyler Moore celebrates her 77th birthday today. Looking good, Mary!
  20. Comedienne Paula Poundstone turns 60 today. Happy Birthday, Paula!